Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Mi-Go infested, just

not a D.I.Y

. Delta Green were

on a quest

for lobotomy surgery

with Dr Zoidberg

. The mighty doctor

Strange was also

looking for poutine (the food, not Russia's leader)

. Transdimensional cheese curds

taste great with

gravy and bacon.

But.... without bacon.....

great despair ensues

, with gnashing teeth

and terrible growls

from cosmic stomachs

that insashable taste

and that juicy

texture. Stormtroopers love

storms. Especially when

dancing in the

rain. They fear

lightning; however, as

lightning trumps bacon