of Richard Gere
Three Word Story
was on Kickstarter
featuring hammy hamster
the ill-named rabbit.
A stretch goal
was available for
multicoloured hyper pixies
if you acted
like a crossdressing
hermaphrodite transvestite space
Elf, Eldar then
spawning GW lawsuits!
The litigious partypoopers
Began throwing tantrums
and C&D orders
into the faces
Of Tau hating
metal bikini fanatics.
I am one
This angered the
Jawa nudist colony
Their spokeswoman, Snooki
Dismantled the bikinis
with a magneto
powered sonic screwdriver.