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, which he distilled

Posted at 2015-08-14 08:42:00+00:00

from Bantha urine

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and star anise.

Posted at 2015-08-14 10:43:08+00:00

That's good Absinth.

Posted at 2015-08-14 11:43:29+00:00

slurred a drunken

Posted at 2015-08-14 13:29:12+00:00

Jawa death-poet,

Posted at 2015-08-14 22:02:30+00:00

Who was almost

Posted at 2015-08-14 22:46:26+00:00

six feet tall.

Posted at 2015-08-15 05:17:54+00:00

An undercover agent

Posted at 2015-08-15 10:49:52+00:00

suspected the Jawa

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Was actually a

Posted at 2015-08-15 11:35:02+00:00

closet vegetarian. He

Posted at 2015-08-15 11:39:45+00:00

likes big melons

Posted at 2015-08-15 12:16:06+00:00

and juicy peaches.

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and big bananas!

Posted at 2015-08-15 21:45:17+00:00

'WHAT!?! NO BACON?!?

Posted at 2015-08-16 16:55:23+00:00

No beer cans?

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" asked the Jamaican.

Posted at 2015-08-16 18:52:53+00:00

whose Hoth bobsleigh

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, marooned on Tantooine,

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with two snowtroopers,

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an alopecic Bothan,

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two angry Wookies

Posted at 2015-08-17 10:26:32+00:00

and an Aboleth

Edited August 17, 2015 by FTS Gecko

Posted at 2015-08-17 11:34:49+00:00

, which the Wookies