Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

were played loudly

by street racers

: Cardgames on motorcycles!

balancing on tightropes

made of ultra-rares

and dripping with

phosphorescent methanol hydroxide

which most agree

doesn't taste nice.

With a flourish

Luke produced bacon.

egg and chips

soaked in marmite

liquor. Which tasted

as good as

Licking squid eyes

soaked in marmite

liquor. Mon Calamari

It's a trap!

jumped the gun

Han shot first

, to Leia's disappointment

and she shouted

:"You almost missed!"

"Stay on target..."