Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Big Stud Hastur

penetrated a quiet

"Sarlacc food", said

Hastur. (Oh shi-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrghhhh!!!!)

"Tasty Old One",

said the monstrous

, huge, fat, Sarlacc.

"KEEP OUT!" yelled

the angry old

balloon house man.

Meanwhile on Hoth

tauntauns still stink

on the inside

and Wampas are

two meters wide.

The ice weasels

have genetically humongous

whiskers for locating

their favorite prey

that liked to

feast on human

emoticons and #hashtags.

While waiting for

the FFG boat.

carrying a precious