Big Stud Hastur
Three Word Story
penetrated a quiet
"Sarlacc food", said
Hastur. (Oh shi-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrghhhh!!!!)
"Tasty Old One",
said the monstrous
, huge, fat, Sarlacc.
"KEEP OUT!" yelled
the angry old
balloon house man.
Meanwhile on Hoth
tauntauns still stink
on the inside
and Wampas are
two meters wide.
The ice weasels
have genetically humongous
whiskers for locating
their favorite prey
that liked to
feast on human
emoticons and #hashtags.
While waiting for
the FFG boat.
carrying a precious