as Chewbacca's sack

of diamond bowcasters!

Renown for piercing

the time-space continuum

of timey-wimey stuff.

"Wow, this thread ...

is Doctor Who-esque"

Thought a Journalist

attempting meticulous deciphering

of encrypted algorithms

and translation of

Jawa financial records.

A group of

Jawa merchants protested.

But Clark Kent

T-shirts aren't allowed

Wookie hoodies; however,

are named 'Woodies",

not to be

confused with .

Suddenly, laser fire

tore through the

fabric of reality

revealing a Lovecraftian

horror named: Hastur!