Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

even smaller dog,

Bubo, who suddenly

was deported to

Tatooine where he

bit a Jawa

on the balls

of his feet.

, "Tastes like Chicken!"

Exclaimed the Jawa

. The sun rose

later after lunch

to the songs

of Ewok slaves

Edited by Trevor Goodchild

dressed in latex.

The shaved wookie

donned a merkin

and put a

tongue kissed Sullustan

Dime in the

jukebox. It played

Mos-Eisley Cantina Band

's cover of

the Imperial March.

"Dance monkey boy!",

Demanded the bounty