Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

mumbled something about

destroying Death Stars.

Meanwhile on Kashyyyk,

the slave drivers

Were driving slaves

at full speed

into the black

hole that threatened

to blow up

the alternate Alderaan

by creating a

intergalactic transdimensional paradox

in a teacup.

Nien and grandfather

Fel needed a

new light interceptor

for his grandson's

debut. They purchased

an old one

with HLC and

massage chair. Later,

drunk with power,

and several tequilas


a small dog

vomited on Fel's