Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

message from Cthulhu!

The elder one

With strange eons

was one who

liked to sleep

In on weekends.

While piloting the

Victory-class destroyer,

Jek's death warrant

came across the

Desk of the

incredibly frustrated and

unnoticed Mandalorian captain

who signed it.

He was happy

, we all were...

until the evil...

Bantha uprising on

the Sith homeworld

made headlines. 4-LOM

strapped himself in

earnest, crying Ouch!

Then took off

his wedding ring

to melt it