Posted at 2015-05-15 06:59:30+00:00

wealth and power

Posted at 2015-05-15 09:44:45+00:00

paled in comparison

Posted at 2015-05-15 12:15:43+00:00

To my own.

Posted at 2015-05-15 12:44:15+00:00

Porkins finished his

Posted at 2015-05-15 12:51:28+00:00

latte with a spit-take

Posted at 2015-05-15 14:05:29+00:00

when he saw

Posted at 2015-05-15 15:01:48+00:00

his name on

Posted at 2015-05-15 16:15:48+00:00

a death warrant

Posted at 2015-05-15 16:49:55+00:00

signed by Mr. ....

Posted at 2015-05-15 18:16:33+00:00

"T" ! Jek had

Posted at 2015-05-15 18:46:26+00:00

two first names

Posted at 2015-05-15 20:33:57+00:00

"Jek" and "Hammy".

Posted at 2015-05-15 22:25:14+00:00

Ice T was

Posted at 2015-05-15 22:40:02+00:00

shooting Vanilla Ice

Posted at 2015-05-16 01:24:44+00:00

when R5 said

Posted at 2015-05-16 04:23:01+00:00

Whirrrr beeEEEEpooo tuhZeet!

Posted at 2015-05-16 04:55:39+00:00

Han woke up.

Posted at 2015-05-16 13:04:13+00:00

And spooned a.....

Posted at 2015-05-16 18:07:46+00:00

mouthfull of cereal

Posted at 2015-05-16 18:53:21+00:00

with blue milk

Posted at 2015-05-17 01:52:11+00:00

Flavored dog biscuits

Posted at 2015-05-17 02:00:06+00:00

and green clovers

Posted at 2015-05-17 02:20:40+00:00

Into a leprechaun.

Posted at 2015-05-17 07:59:49+00:00

That dream was

Posted at 2015-05-17 11:25:15+00:00

A sanity annihilating