Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Imperial March tribute,

when its power

went over 9000!

"Impressive!", said the

astromech roadie. It

boosted the gonk's

will to live

fast and die

rusty. The music

re-ignited Greedo's passion

for bounty hunting

and fast shooting

cameras. The ground

rumbled when the

flatulence exploded out

of Dengar's butt.

"How rude!" Jar Jar

said comically before

cutting the cheese.

"'Scuse me" was

simply not enough.

Another X-Wing fix

was applied by

an overeager fanbase

when completely unneccesary