Posted at 2015-04-29 19:51:39+00:00

like Johnny Cash.

Posted at 2015-04-29 20:29:33+00:00

Whilst hover-boarding 4LOM ..

Posted at 2015-04-29 20:44:15+00:00

renamed itself Zuckuss.

Posted at 2015-04-29 21:17:46+00:00

The Ewok pulled

Posted at 2015-04-29 21:42:25+00:00

a fast one

Posted at 2015-04-29 22:35:50+00:00

by dropping a

Posted at 2015-04-29 22:56:58+00:00

ripe turd onto

Posted at 2015-04-29 22:59:01+00:00

a sleeping Rancor

Posted at 2015-04-29 23:25:55+00:00

which awoke and

Posted at 2015-04-30 01:59:59+00:00

screamed in rage!

Posted at 2015-04-30 09:22:03+00:00

The Stormtrooper ran

Posted at 2015-04-30 09:35:54+00:00

off a cliff

Posted at 2015-04-30 10:24:06+00:00

his grav-chute beeped

Posted at 2015-04-30 11:20:33+00:00

<Deployment failure>. He ...

Posted at 2015-04-30 13:36:27+00:00

plummeted like a

Posted at 2015-04-30 14:06:04+00:00

coward; arms a'flapping

Posted at 2015-04-30 14:15:46+00:00

which alerted the

Posted at 2015-04-30 14:38:06+00:00

hungry circling vultures.

Posted at 2015-04-30 15:51:51+00:00

The vultures swooped,

Posted at 2015-04-30 17:48:11+00:00

then landed upon

Posted at 2015-04-30 18:20:05+00:00

the smelly Rancor

Posted at 2015-04-30 22:59:09+00:00

who ate Luke.

Posted at 2015-04-30 23:00:07+00:00

A speederbike zips

Posted at 2015-04-30 23:05:26+00:00

past Luke's corpse,

Posted at 2015-05-01 09:45:06+00:00

picking him up