Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

on his unicycle.

stroking an ewok.

The Ewok was

a great admirer

of Renaissance art.

Ths particular Ewok ...

Edited by Conandoodle

was intellectually impudent

yet able to

psionically kill people

and eat them!

Captain Needa ordered

the Ewok shot

so a stormtrooper

fired multiple times

and stil missed.

Despite precision training

TK-421 tried to

copy some files,

from Games Workshop

which would allow

it to paint

like John Blanche.

TK-421 also bought

A ticket to

ride the rails