locked S-Foils
Three Word Story
and rocketed upwards
into history.
Someone
pressed the red
History eracer button.
But "eracer" erroneously
multiplied all history
in parallel universes
and alternate timelines
. Jabba grew legs
, Greedo shot first,
Boba didn't fly,
the rancor survived,
Edited by Robin GravesOola was pink,
so was Yoda,
and the Ewoks
are HUGE birds,
while the Gungans,
made a sandwich.
Nobody had expected
that Star Destroyers
are shipping crates
full of toys.
Captain Needa ordered
Santa-Clause be killed