Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

locked S-Foils

and rocketed upwards

into history.

Someone

pressed the red

History eracer button.

But "eracer" erroneously

multiplied all history

in parallel universes

and alternate timelines

. Jabba grew legs

, Greedo shot first,

Boba didn't fly,

the rancor survived,

Edited by Robin Graves

Oola was pink,

so was Yoda,

and the Ewoks

are HUGE birds,

while the Gungans,

made a sandwich.

Nobody had expected

that Star Destroyers

are shipping crates

full of toys.

Captain Needa ordered

Santa-Clause be killed