Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

happy ever after.

Until the evil

queen, Bavmorda, resurfaced

in stop-motion glory

. Willow threw an

anorexic blood-red platypus

with ninjitsu skills

Edited by Lingula

at her, but

Mad Martigan activated

his master swordsman

who chopped the

broccoli, while Dana

told everyone to

eat apple pie

, as the platypus

graciously accepted its

magic wand. "Alakazam!"

said lord Voldemort.

AKA, 'He who ...

shall remain nameless".

Hermione gave some ..

green smoking herbs

to her Ithorian ...

gardener. "Take this,"

for the cramps."