Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

the time when

lightsabers needed cords

plugged into amplifiers.

set to MAX.

Edited by Conandoodle

Turned to eleven.

Yo dawg, I...

built a blaster

, now you die!

General Grievous has

a new hat.

While on leave,

some battledroids would

carry energon cubes

to Decepticon spaceships,

until Starscream screamed

"My 3000th post!"

Bumblebee accidentally spilled

Grimlock's energon juice,

and the mess

was cleaned by

Snarf and Orko.

It was obviously

a rushed job.

But that jeorb

was noticed by