Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

closing the bathroom

door, trailing TP.

Jar Jar saw the

son of Chewbacca

and ate him.

Blood dripped from

his chin and

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he belched. Anakin

ate forty bananas

and fifty eggs.

Then he exploded

like the Death

Star, but gassier.

Master Chief entered

Samus Aran's spaceship.

" Zipper or buttons?"

An R2 looked

on as Samus

contemplated his only

power source. She

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plugged in her

gender-altering device, switched

the big red

switch and was

teleported to the