Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

. Owen looked at

her with rage

"We don't need

to wipe your

blue milk from

the counter!" he

said. "Enough milk

!" he shouted, and

whipped out his

cream. Some chocolate

leaked into the

new power converters.

Ordnance was ordinance

" Owen said as

he slammed Beru

with a feather.

Outraged, she grabbed

Jar Jar's tongue and

pinched his nipples.

The Gungan fainted

. Beru played jizz.

And poured coffee

into her favourite

stormtrooper helmet mug.

In walked Palpatine...