with extra fries.

Darth was frustrated

because people kept

talking in shorts.

"Put some clothes .....

on the cat

" Said the witch

JOINED ALL OF THE THREE WORDS TOGETHER TO MAKE THE BELOW STORY (edited Capital letters and comers to make it flow, no words were harmed while editing this awesome story)

Han and Chewie bet with Porkins that he couldn't eat a whole bantha burger. Jek said "I can and I will."

I am a Rebel ", spoke a stranger, Not a Glutton". He approached them yammering about droids who wouldn't fix the food dispenser . Then everyone died. Suddenly Luke woke, feverish and disoriented.

He reached for his new lightsaber but missed and grabbed Leia's hair , kissing her passionately.

Nope, I'm out. GG, WW . ( What? Porkins is still alive (or was), so our little tale is clearly pre-ESB. Don't make this weird, bro)

Chewie roared because Han was angry at Lando's barber for mixing up shaving cream with Tatooine face jelly , which tends to dissolve facial hair and also turns skin blue. Fortunately... Twi'leks don't mind a clean shaven Wookie, who can look as good as Max Rebo in a tuxedo.

After shaving, Han got dressed and first shot Greedo as he recalled but Obi-wan disagreed , citing an ancient proverb with a reference to formidable gizka. Suddenly, he remembered that he had opened the closed box marked: 'YT1300 Expansion Pack'.

"But I wanted to go to the Mos Eisley gaming store, to buy a Decimator. He turned on the power converters and got in tuning the radio knob he smiled expecting to hear Figrin Dan's tunes.

...Darrhsidious was eavesdropping on Biggs' conversation with Wedge Antilles regarding Alderanian culinary secret hidden delights of Mon Calamari organs. They taste a bit salty, Meanwhile unbeknownst to all, danger was lurking on Yavin.

Something dark sinister was looking for love online when, master Yoda said: "Tonight, I am ..." feeling really fabulous , but this itch ain't gonna scratch itself, young padawan. Take this empty bottle of beer give it to a deranged Wampa loving senator, named Wiggity Mack Daddy, who MCs at that Rodian bar.

Meanwhile, Iron Man studied the blueprints for an amazing star spangled lightsaber... Too bad that the hilt/hand guard couldn't digitally sync. Han decided to approach Iron Man and ask for more booze, however he was repulsed. Iron-Man is C3PO's secret "special" companion for Life Day, also known as RWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR in Shyriiwook.

Suddenly, Mr. T and Jar-Jar Binks touched him in his ear. "Stop!!!!"... Padme cried out, starring at R2-D2 " Eat my shorts!" I like non-sequiturs in media res. Lando awoke. He looked at Leia knowing size matters especially for mustaches the twirly kind showed Leia his growling shaved Wookie but she already dreamed of Vader , therefore she couldn't kiss Luke again. Iron Man activated his phone, so he could check the shipping arrangements of Star wars: Armada and was disappointed On the boat but the harbor was deathly quiet. The blockade was infuriating. Players decided enough was enough . "Our Blockade..." spoke Crabbok, "has to use the force to stop you"...

Crabbok used the heavy, elongated, shiny ten foot pole to force the Longshoremen into action. Initially the Longshoremen where rather Shortshoremen but cargo carrying

Had lengthened them to unbelievable proportions. Twelve of them were 2.5m tall, but the remaining

six were wookies. Some even had training with Nunchucks!

(Sidenote: Can you imagine a Wookie with Nunchucks?! Holy crap that'd be the coolest thing since Panthro)

Special Bowcaster Nun-chucks! None were more skilled at it spelling "Wookiees" wrong is no problem. Suddenly there was a flame war in the kitchen between Greedo and Odo. Odo shapeshifted into a carrot Greedo then threw.

Said carrot into the almighty Sarlac . The Sarlac belched up Boba Fett who emerged, holding wave six boxes and a few miscellaneous body parts and a carrot. But, don't forget to peel it before you eat it, otherwise the Sarlac stomach acids leave a nasty acid reflux response.

Boba Fett removed his helmet, revealing...he had puked. Wiping his mouth, proved difficult because The carrot said "... "I'm your father!". Boba just stared, "It's Darth Carrot!"

Han heard this and drew his Ranch Dressing Pistol blasting dressing over Boba's helmet and body armour, until Han was killed.

Chewy roared angrily and took aim at the carrot and blasted it. Meanwhile, Jim Henson had a hand made of Duresteal which Yoda found didn't quite fit so he screamed: ”Into not, you fit, my ear". "Deeper, must go..."

So Yoda ate his hat. BOOM!!!!!

The Death Star Fired it's Lazer at Home One. Ackbar didn't yell he didn't cry he just vaporized and waved goodbye. Without his expertise the rebels worked tirelessly to build another rebel base inside a frozen Taun-Taun corpse but summer was coming and many Bothans Died... Again...pointlessly...

The shaved Wookie ☼ howled in despair ,his sunscreen depleted speedo in hand, and an empty space time continuum warped him back to when Biggs met Luke Skywalker.

Luke exclaimed "I ... am lost, dawg!" To wich Biggs shouted at him, "I'm no dog!" I'm a ninja. And a ninja who sacrificeses himself, for... for... what?!? For Leonard Nimoy, and DeForest Kelly, Who were otherwise powerless to stop Luke from hogging all of the Chocolate eclairs. Biggs died anyway. Soon Lando and Han found a small Ahsoka Tano Lives. ! A Gungan exclaimed. Suddenly, Ahsoka died while Lando and chewie were tortured by George Lucas.

Ahsoka's lightsabers were sold to Disney. A Rogue X-wing that Disney used for an unspeakable three day long seminar, outlining the new scum rules in sign language. A single tear

fell from Leia's Father's eye. Then it shorted out a bad motivator causing his Tiex1 to explode spectacularly!

Meanwhile, in the Emperor's executive restroom Emperor Zurg found no toilet paper, instead there was an ewok. The look on his face, while reaching for his lightsaber was a look of pure, unadulterated sarcasm. The Ewok covered in poo took a bath.

The bath salts had a bizarre skin wrinkling effect and before he knew it, his skin was wrinkling in worrying places and his hair was quite wet with wetness. Suddenly the door opened ,Darth VADER SURVIVED!

Darth raised his hand, high in the Sith Salute. He challenged Zurg to a game of ancient quoits First, they must state their favorite lunchtime sandwich, then race to the end of the block, riding a foul smelling Tauntaun which suddenly died. Then Darth stuffed his sandwich into the Tauntaun's big saddlebags without any concern for the game they had just played, inspite of losing. The loser had to pinch Leia's firm Hair buns, but Darth's fingers "slipped" popping a pimple and stabbing her in the ear.

Leia slapped him hard across his Mask, which did +6 damage. Darth rasped his displeasure over a cup of icy cold leftover beef gravy with chocolate sprinkles. He drank it and belched out The Abc's, which in aurebesh, sounds very, very, wrong. A Sith Lord choked the Wookiee doll he had stolen from a poor moisture farmer who once performed as a busker until he died.

Armed with only a swiss army rations pack he oiled the body while twerking and yelling at R5 for stealing some oil based lubricant. "Eggplants!" shouted the American aubergine farmer. As they Trampled the moisture vaporators. Suddenly, Grammar Police , the popular boy who always played

Magic the Gathering, for unknown reasons, decided the language was completely inappropriate as written, on the fourteenth of March. Meanwhile, somewhere in the dark on the Death stars detention level, something wicked stirs his porridge for kicks. This wicked witch of the north, liked to eat flying monkey with extra fries.

Darth was frustrated because people kept talking in shorts. "Put some clothes on the cat " Said the witch

as she deactivated

her electric vibrating

Lancer Frigate and

Flux Capacitor Wristwatch

. Silence filled the

eavesdropper's ear canals

. She knew that

it was over.

Suddenly, a large

womp rat, bigger

,harder, and uncut,

was minding his

rotting Ewok carcass

when a T-16

could be heard

farting into the

wind.

"Oh, no..."