for stealing some

oil based lubricant

. "Eggplants!" shouted the

American aubergine farmer

As they Trampled

the moisture vaporators.

Suddenly, Grammar Police

(it wans't me who compiled everything - that is outside the scope of my responsibilities!)

, the popular boy

who always played

Magic the Gathering,

for unknown reasons,

decided the language

was completely inappropriate.

as written, on

the fourteenth of

March. Meanwhile, somewhere

in the dark

on the Death

stars detention level,

something wicked stirrs

his porridge for

kicks. This wicked

witch of the

North, liked to

Eat flying monkey