Three Word Story

By Crabbok, in X-Wing Off-Topic

+6 damage. Darth

rasped his displeasure

over a cup

of icy cold

leftover beef gravy

with chocolate sprinkles

. He drank it

and belched out

The Abc's, which

in aurebesh, sounds

Edited by Crabbok

very, very, wrong.

A Sith Lord

Choke the Wookiee

doll he had

stolen from a

Poor moisture farmer

(Crabbok could you compile the whole story together again? I liked it when you did that)

who once performed

as a busker

until he died.

Armed with only

a swiss army

rations pack he

oiled the body

while twerking and

yelling at R5