Xabers said:
lol I can't talk pirate...but Jack will be much welcomed. And I'd rather see Barbosa vs. Hook. That'd be interesting!
As Hook is a cartoon and Barbosa is human, anyone who has seen "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?" knows that Barbosa simply can't win. I mean, Hook could die laughing, but I don't think Barbosa considers himself a comedian.
Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh yeah! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Sparrow back to the Locker, killing is not required.