King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.

This is how I feel about us waiting for the article and thinking today is the day

So which castle are we today? Castle number three?

My usual dealer/ stockist emailed me today advertising preorders for wave 5 and CC.

Taking this as a definite sign of something relating to something wave 5 article-ie, cancelling my whole day and reloading the FFG page every 15 seconds from now until something happens...

Every 15 seconds? I think you can do better than that! The community is counting on you son, don't let us down.

Maybe they will start to tease Wave 6 this week?

Maybe they will start to tease Wave 6 this week?

Why does that oddly make sense?

"Oh you want this product don't you??? Let's give you another juicy bone to lust after!!!"

Wasn't there supposed to be a Viking raiding Minnesota by now?

Arsed if I know.

Wasn't there supposed to be a Viking raiding Minnesota by now?

Got lost...

With troll threads popping up, sometimes I want to make a thread about the new wave 5 spoilers. But I know everyone would be at my throat. Maybe if I made another account under a different email with a different IP address....

Well, its just that there already are threads on Wave 5 Spoilers... So anything you have to add should be appended to those.

Just like rules discussions, right?

Because people totally take that seriously.

::headdesk::

Well, its just that there already are threads on Wave 5 Spoilers... So anything you have to add should be appended to those.

Just like rules discussions, right?

Because people totally take that seriously.

::headdesk::

I wasn't clear. I'd title the thread FFG Finally Posted A Wave 5 Article!

And just link it back to the original we got so long ago.

At least I would find it funny and that's all that really matters.

We could finally remove the "Un" from your handle.

Its Okay

X-Wing Article Up.

Im still positive.

I think we're about to be flooded with stuff.

FAQ.

Correllian Conflict Article.

Imperial Wave 5

Rebel Wave 5

It is all coming this week...

For now...Dikembe...

Now I'm banging my head on my desk

Im still positive.

I think we're about to be flooded with stuff.

FAQ.

Correllian Conflict Article.

Imperial Wave 5

Rebel Wave 5

It is all coming this week...

For now...Dikembe...

I find your abundance of faith reassuring

For the xwing folks that seems like a cool article.

Wasn't there supposed to be a Viking raiding Minnesota by now?

Got lost...

Ended up raiding Pennsylvania instead.

Vikings are not known for their sense of direction...

They even used gifs!

They even used gifs!

Yes while I am still positive, my expectations have increased.

I want animations on the 2 Wave V preview articles now.

Prepare for disappointment!

The end is nigh!

An article about using flotillas

They even used gifs!

Yes while I am still positive, my expectations have increased.

I want animations on the 2 Wave V preview articles now.

"David and Goliath: Using flotillas to block Star Destroyers"

Except then David would lose

Except then David would lose

So, in this metaphor, the MC30's stabbing Goliath in the back while David blocks him in from the front would be... what, Jonathan?

This is why Biblical Allegories suck.

Ffs we're bored