Reasons why God Of War is a bad series.
Game 1: Mr. Clean with swords and Chains is pissed at Greek Gods. Mr. Clean with Swords on Chains attempts to kill said gods with swords on chains using bullet time to exicute over flashy moves in order to do random things.
Game 2: After killing the God of War Mr. Clean says "Hey why not be a ****** bag and kill the god of god's!!!" To do so he repeats Game 1: Mr. Clean with swords and Chains is pissed at Greek Gods. Mr. Clean with Swords on Chains attempts to kill said gods with swords on chains using bullet time to exicute over flashy moves in order to do random things. And stuff...
Game 3: Ok Mr. Clean Really is upset now > He gets even MORE violent with his swords on Chains and repeats the last 2 games: After killing the God of War Mr. Clean says "Hey why not be a ****** bag and kill the god of god's!!!" To do so he repeats Game 1: Mr. Clean with swords and Chains is pissed at Greek Gods. Mr. Clean with Swords on Chains attempts to kill said gods with swords on chains using bullet time to exicute over flashy moves in order to do random things. And stuff...
PsP Game: Mr. Clean has shrunk to the size of a soft *****, and attempts to redo game one with bad graphics. And Stuff...
Now to be honest I am AMAZED this series makes ANY Money, but with the kids these days who have no desire for a good game, and love to do the same thing over and over again. Then add more blood anddo it all again and again! Seriously people! Come on!
Here is a list of games people seem to love so much that suck my balls.
Final Fantasy: An RPG made by retared Kebler Elf's for the likes of birds with down syndrome.
Assassins Creed: Though it was a pretty game and it was fun to kill every living thing in sight, PRETTY DOESN'T MAKE GOOD GAME.... and every mission was the same...
Grand Theft Auto Series: I love being a Sterotype.... I will go no further than this... Proving the stupid racists right for over 5 years now... Saying if your Itilian, African American, Or Muslim your a dirty criminal.... Or something along those lines...
Here is a list of game that ACTUALLY ARE GOOD
Portal: Because it takes a level of intelgence to understand the humor in this game.
Team Fotresss 2: Because the game appeals to everyone in one way or another.
Mirror's Edge: Though the missions were the same the story was fun and the controls were puzzling to get down. Over all a challange.
Thats my game list now GO TO BED.