Today our beloved Sith Lord was denied the right to vote in Ukraine, clearly the navy will have to be called in to correct this injustice, imps pack your regulation thermal underwear and grade four socks it's going to get cold.
Darth Vader denied the vote!
to bad Luke blew up his Death Star
Sad really. Despite the gimmick many of the policies the party are advocating are good
Sad really. Despite the gimmick many of the policies the party are advocating are good
People with good policies, morals & judgment don't get elected to government
If one is they soon become targeted by the others who dont want to be seen as corrupted
The funny thing is, the reason he was denied the right to vote is that he wouldn't remove his helmet so they coul check his identity against his ID. He should come to America, we have an entire political party devoted to voter fraud.
Also, sausage is the superior breakfast meat.
Sad really. Despite the gimmick many of the policies the party are advocating are good
People with good policies, morals & judgment don't get elected to government
If one is they soon become targeted by the others who dont want to be seen as corrupted
The funny thing is, the reason he was denied the right to vote is that he wouldn't remove his helmet so they coul check his identity against his ID. He should come to America, we have an entire political party devoted to voter fraud.
Also, sausage is the superior breakfast meat.
Ah yes - we all love a good euphemism.
Anti-voter fraud legislation = suppressing the right to vote of people who are likely to vote against you
Sausage = intestinal tubes filled with sawdust and offal
Edited by FunkletonThere were what 10 instances of voter fraud total in the state they tried to force ID checks, it's very clearly a way to stop minorities voting against the republicans.
If fox news is in favour of something its a pretty good bet it's evil in intention.
There were what 10 instances of voter fraud total in the state they tried to force ID checks, it's very clearly a way to stop minorities voting against the republicans.
If fox news is in favour of something its a pretty good bet it's evil in intention.
More evil than intestinal tubes stuffed with offal and sawdust ?
Edited by FunkletonThe funny thing is, the reason he was denied the right to vote is that he wouldn't remove his helmet so they coul check his identity against his ID. He should come to America, we have an entire political party devoted to voter fraud.
Also, sausage is the superior breakfast meat.
The Republican Party
He wasn't allowed because he tried to take 2 actions every turn
Edited by Radarman5The Republican PartyThe funny thing is, the reason he was denied the right to vote is that he wouldn't remove his helmet so they coul check his identity against his ID. He should come to America, we have an entire political party devoted to voter fraud.
Also, sausage is the superior breakfast meat.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize you guys were elections officials in the Rio Grande Valley, where voter fraud is almost a second career for many people. If you've never seen a convoy of buses unloading illegals into the polls and then heading to Chik-A-Fila to get the sandwiches or drugs they were promised for the correct votes then it is probably because you don't want to live in a place like the Rio Grande Valley. "Politiqueras" have worked very hard over the decades to keep this area one of the poorest in the country.
America is the only country in the civilized world that has no Voter ID law. A Certain Political Party IN THE ENTIRE WORLD steadfastly opposes passing one, I wonder what their motivation could be?
Imagine in your head a person incapable of obtaining an ID. Really, this same person was able to register to vote though? Seems unlikely. And who the frag is REALLY incapable of getting an ID? What did they do, WALK to the polls?!
I'm originally from Virgina, where there is a requirement. Nobody has any trouble voting there. When I got to Texas the concept of institutionalized voter fraud blew me away.
Edited by TheJrade
Ironically this is true from what I've seen, the majority of voter fraud in the past two elections were committed by Republicans.
The Republican PartyThe funny thing is, the reason he was denied the right to vote is that he wouldn't remove his helmet so they coul check his identity against his ID. He should come to America, we have an entire political party devoted to voter fraud.
Also, sausage is the superior breakfast meat.
I think you mean get caught 
Also left over beef lasagne is the best breakfast
Excuse me righteous democrats, why the negative comments for republicans? This one thing I absolutely hate about this forum. Many get real righteous if some looks cross but offer out insults to others without even seeing it.
Those poor voters that you insist republicans are trying to repress had to have an ID for any government assistance program they sign up on. So why does it then become mean yo ask they produce that same ID for one of our most sacred rights? Every state also has free or reduced costs for ID for the indigent. Every state also has a law that requires citizens to have an ID. So I'm still missing the part where I'm trying to run off voters.
Having no ID requirements just lends to fraud. That applies to any subject matter.
I love that laws requiring a driver's license or barring that the /free/ State ID is considered racist and evil.
Here is how a true Lord of the Sith deals with the problems of democracy.
Edited by MarinealverThe Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us.
I have just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently.
The last remnants of the old republic have been swept away.
Excuse me righteous democrats, why the negative comments for republicans? This one thing I absolutely hate about this forum. Many get real righteous if some looks cross but offer out insults to others without even seeing it.
Those poor voters that you insist republicans are trying to repress had to have an ID for any government assistance program they sign up on. So why does it then become mean yo ask they produce that same ID for one of our most sacred rights? Every state also has free or reduced costs for ID for the indigent. Every state also has a law that requires citizens to have an ID. So I'm still missing the part where I'm trying to run off voters.
Having no ID requirements just lends to fraud. That applies to any subject matter.
I'm not a democrat or republican, they're both nuts. I'm more of a fascist anarchist with a mild case of cognitive dissonance.
Excuse me righteous democrats, why the negative comments for republicans? This one thing I absolutely hate about this forum. Many get real righteous if some looks cross but offer out insults to others without even seeing it.
Those poor voters that you insist republicans are trying to repress had to have an ID for any government assistance program they sign up on. So why does it then become mean yo ask they produce that same ID for one of our most sacred rights? Every state also has free or reduced costs for ID for the indigent. Every state also has a law that requires citizens to have an ID. So I'm still missing the part where I'm trying to run off voters.
Having no ID requirements just lends to fraud. That applies to any subject matter.
I'm not a democrat or republican, they're both nuts. I'm more of a fascist anarchist with a mild case of cognitive dissonance.
I never liked the so called Left-Right political spectrum. Many time you find out that political organizations on the far left (socialist) often are identical to political organizations on the far right (national socialists) especially when both sides will have you executed or exiled for opposing their political party.
So taking an idea from the RPG players of D&D using a 2 dimensional spectrum With the Liberal and Conservatives on the left and right sides, and totalitarians and anarchist being the top and bottom. Although those might seem as extremes so just call them authoritative and permissive.
Edited by MarinealverLike "The Monster Raving Loony Party" in the UK, joke parties often highlight real issues in Politics.
So i just discovered ID is not required to vote on the US ? That can't be right, right ?
@ DoubleNot7 it is only natural that on any international forum, republicans have a very bad image outside the US.
So i just discovered ID is not required to vote on the US ? That can't be right, right ?
@ DoubleNot7 it is only natural that on any international forum, republicans have a very bad image outside the US.
To vote all that is required is to be registered with your local auditor who will count your vote and tally the results of the election.
Now for registration you must have some form of proof of citizenship be it birth certificate, passport, certificate of citizenship or other forms of registration. Some states may require a notary if registration is done by mail. If you move to a place where your districts may have changed all you have to do is contact the auditor of your new location and provide them with the information of your last district and they will confirm you were a voter and transfer your ballot to your new location.
So the first step is to prove that you are a US citizen. Now all citizens have the right to vote, what they do not have is the right to fraud such as double voting or voting on behalf of someone else. Has voting fraud have been committed in the past? Well in the first elections for territorial office in Okalahoma somewhere between 1888 and 1907 there was an experiment to form 2 lines (one for each candidate) and voting was done by getting in the line for your candidate and be counted. However after several men were caught going immediately to the end of the line after being counted in order to "vote" again for the same candidate the auditors returned to the reliable ballot system. Of course that sort of fraud you can blame on a weak polling system instead of organized and orchestrated fraud.
If you think voting matters. listen to these words from the wisest man of our time George Carlin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt49DsfKDMc
I have to go vote next month in Australia its compulsory to go and get your name ticked off the registry but you dont have to fill out the form. Between 5-9% of votes counted are often blank. Might also try if I can vote dressed as a Wookie. Have to do it might as well try to have some fun
So i just discovered ID is not required to vote on the US ? That can't be right, right ?
@ DoubleNot7 it is only natural that on any international forum, republicans have a very bad image outside the US.
True fact. I had never considered WHY this is so true until now, but I suppose having the largest producer of popular culture in the history of mankind (Hollywood) demonize you at every opportunity on an international stage can put a bit of a cramp on your popularity.
As for folks who keep saying it is "racist" to require ID, aren't you essentially saying that minorities are not intelligent enough to obtain basic documentation? As I said, I lived in inner-city Richmond (at the time one of the worst cities in the nation) and no one there seemed to have a problem getting their ID.
Edited by TheJrade