Ah I see! It has been a long day at work forgive me.

Idleness is heresy!

Heresy grows from idleness!

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Warhammer_40,000:_Dawn_of_War

Love those 'thoughts of the day'

That is why we have them as our signatures!

I have rolled my sanctioning side effect and got Tongue Bound; my lips, gums and soft palate are tattooed in hexegrammatic wards...

Gaunt, I would also like to make a few minor changes to my character sheet if that is ok?

I would like to add civilian clothes and change my whip (I am not indiana jones) to a combat knife.

That is why we have them as our signatures!

Have you seen this

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Thought_for_the_day#.Ut6vCBDFKM9

Oh, yes!

I used to write one on every page of the notebook I used for my Only War campaign!

FYI - I have updated a few things to my character sheet.

Added civilian clothes and astra telepathica robes.

Changed my whip to a knife (a downgrade) as I couldn't rationalise why my character would have a whip (I think if my character was a AAT - warrior or seeker it may make sense as I might be someone working on a blackship combating, hunting and keeping in line emerging psykers the blackship picks up).

Gaunt, I hope those changes are ok.

I have also updated what my psy focus is and a little addition to my history with regards to my parents.

Just making a side note, as I didn't want to interfere in the game with OOG points.

Gaunt, I'm using the concept of Noosphere from Abnett's Titanicus as a name for the WH40K's "internet", ok?

I'm assuming Arbites's slates have access to it, but wanted to know if you're ok with the concept and terminology.

If you're not, I'll change my last action.

I think the "internet" differs a lot from planet to planet.

In my games, it usually just exists as closed networks inside adepta.

So, no real internet, but restricted database accesses.

That is in fact preciselly how it works in Titanicus!

That's my bad, I used "internet" in very broad terms, more in the sense of many interconnected computer networks, accessible by wireless means, operated by Tech-priests, adepta and the odd Inquistor, acolyte and such experts.

After all, 99% of the imperium's population can't even read, has no idea how to switch a computer on, much less how to operate it!

Look on the bright side, though: no spam!

Is it a bad thing that when you mentioned finding something to cover my explosive collar, I immediately imagined buying a Shakesperian lacy neck brace thing?

Is it a bad thing that when you mentioned finding something to cover my explosive collar, I immediately imagined buying a Shakesperian lacy neck brace thing?

How could anyone ever suggest anything else?!?

Is it a bad thing that when you mentioned finding something to cover my explosive collar, I immediately imagined buying a Shakesperian lacy neck brace thing?

Ahm...well...it would really attract attention...if thats yor main focus... ;D

Hello, my friends, sorry it took so long for me to answer.

And Gaunt, sorry for being such a pain to the poor old guy!

But I though it would be cool to play with the distaste Arbites officers have for planetary police forces.

No problem - he also...likes...you ;D

Seeing as the Magistratum officer is asking for a signed form from a superior officer (which we don't have), can Dammek make a Deceive check to convince them that we had the form but lost it somewhere? Knowing Dammek, he'd probably light up a lho stick, look surprised, and then reveal that he used the form as a rolling paper to make the lho stick he's currently smoking

Deceive could work, but it would be at a -10.

Otherwise, a SL (Bureaucracy) test +20 could help to show more knowledge about paragraphs than he does.

Seeing as nobody has SL (bureaucracy), Dammek will give Deceive a try

Hmmmm....

It seems I'm late to the chat...

I had just rolled a 77 in Intimidate with an 8(!) as a second result after I rerolled due to my Arbites ability.

But as I got inside with no problem, I'll just consider that I went straight in without noticing the discussion between the officer and the other members of the group, ok?

Maybe your intimidating posure in the background helped more than dammeks deception....who knows...

"Hey, desk attendant, if you don't accept those rolled-up, half-burnt authorization forms I'll break your legs."

thats...arm...convincing, Sir.

Works every time.

Seriously, I just love how Drall is so nice and polite to everybody.

Dral walks over to join Dammek while addressing the desk officer "we shall not be long officer and thank you for your help this evening. I will ensure Investigator Arsa puts in a good word for you in his report."

Seriously, I just love how Drall is so nice and polite to everybody.

I think he probably over compensates cos' he is a dirty mutant psyker

He was also attempting to butter up the old man so he didn't pull the old paper work line again

Dral walks over to join Dammek while addressing the desk officer "we shall not be long officer and thank you for your help this evening. I will ensure Investigator Arsa puts in a good word for you in his report."

Seriously, I just love how Drall is so nice and polite to everybody.

I think he probably over compensates cos' he is a dirty mutant psyker

He was also attempting to butter up the old man so he didn't pull the old paper work line again

If he pull the old paper work line again, I'm gonna pull my trusty pea shooter on him (please read that with a texan drawl).