If the topic is a cliff will you jump off of it?

If the cliff is a topic would you post something about it?

If the topic was a doctor would they have the patients?

If the topic was a baker would they need the dough?

If the topic was the flu would you catch the fever?

If this topic wasn't worthless, would I care?

If the Topic is Topic, would any conversation be considered "On-Topic" or "Off-Topic"?

If this topic was a toilet would I give a ...

If the topic was topical could I apply it to my skin?

If the topic was tropical, would you apply sunscreen to your skin?

and here i thought this topic might be about skydiving....which i did this past weekend after winning my air patch

Im definately going to go thru the full course and get certified. I'd recomend it to anyone.

If you were to ruin the thread, who would you be?

Uhh.... Uhh.... I know this one.... RIGHT!

Who is Chris Escarcega?

If I were talking about people who didn't ask a question in there post, that would be who ruined the thread.

Its alright, I don't know who John Cleese is either.

Gooooood-a-niiiiiiight-a-ding-ding-ding-ding....

Makingsenseofus said:

So true LOL!

rulemonkey said:

If the topic was important, would it be in the Off Topic forum?