^ If/when I take over the planet, I'm renaming Northern America and Canada into THE GREAT CANADIA, making South America THE GREAT CANADIA'S BARNACLE and then forging every other continent into Sir Ponce von Fontlebottom's personal squar-bork hunting ground. Don't ask me why, don't ask me how, but I'll do it.

< Always chortles when he sees the word 'Canadia'

V Danacia

^ is a troll

< is jeolous of is bridge

v is afraid of trolls

^ Nevah!

< Is kind of a Troll sometimes mahself

V Lulz Boy...AWAY!

^ look that guy jumped

< loves bacon

v also loves bacon

^ **** straight. Bacon oatcaekz are the best thing ever.

< Is gonna go make himself an oatcake.

v Has never had an oatcake and will never have an oatcake.

^ That depends, what are they?

< Is intrigued by this new Food development

V Hates food

^ They're a pancake type thing made out of oats. British pancakes, not American stackable ones. They're exclusive to Staffordshire. If I ever meet you I'll make you one ;]

< Cheese, bacon, sausage, brown sauce....but no oatcake...

v Internet man, away!

^ most of rattle somthing loose when he jumped

< enjoys food

v wonders if bacon ice with bacon sprinkles tastes good

^ actually, it doesn't .

< was surprised bacon anything didn't satisfy

v has tried Avacado & Corn ice cream

^ blasmph its a lie

< wondering the internet

v is pick there nose

^ At least I know my grammerz.

< Is not in fact digging for gold.

v Is watching anime. ~desu

^ Mock The Week actually. ~Desu

< Is gonna go back to re-watching FMA after Mock The Week.~Desu

v Needs more FMA in their lives. ~Desu

^ We talkin FMAB or original FMA? ~desu

< Not really sure what desu means ~desu

v Imagine if Hellsing said desu after all his sentences ~desu

^ Then he'd be one happy feller. ~Desu

< Is watching original FMA since he hasn't got round to downloading FMA:B yet ~Desu

v Are you happy?~desu

^ is afraid of the queen

< is a yankee

v is a "blank"

^ *gasp* You ruined the chain of memories! ~desu

< Isn't a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! ~desu

v Why art thou here? ~desu

^ Why hast thou returned?

< Would kill for an Akashic Record...

v Get's the references. ~Desu

^ I want to say I do, as it sounds familiar...but I can't place it..

< That's gonna bug me now

V Tell Me What it all MEANS!

WayToTheDawn said:

^ It's a post-fix for words which changes the context of the sentence to show exuberance. Por examp; 'no kawaii desu' would be the equivalent of "How cute =^.^=". It's also a meme, found commonly on the internet where the term 'desu' is spammed repeatedly for no reason.

< Wants to watch Rozen Maiden again now...

v DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU

^ cool, anger subsided

< Gonna go shower now

V ~Desu?

^ desu!

< is turning asain

v loves orange chicken

^ I'm more of a Ramen person.

< Is currently making his lexicon.

v IT NEEDS MORE DESU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^ needs more desu!

< is looking forward to tonights tournment

v isnt going to tonights tournment

^ unless you can buy me a plane ticket

< goin to da zoo 2daie

v u likem dos amnimals?

^ loves the tasty animals

< wishes there were more tasty animals

v wants to eat tasty animals