^ Oh god…I'm covered in equations…so gross

< Needs a towel to wipe off all the intergers

v Quick! Create an anti-math cannon!

^ NO!

< MATH CANNON, DOUBLE HO!

v LET'S SUBTRACT

^ I REFUSE!

< -prepares the Grammar Gun-

V ALLITERATION ALIGNMENT ATTACK

^ Hell Has Hurt His Haunted Heartbreak

< The thriceborn traveller to tell them to take their taught trampolines toward the technological totalitarians testing tents

v Beat that.

^ Some saintly sorcerers said something seriously saucy so subjects sat solemnly silent, sharp swords swinging swiftly.

< Definitely can't say that five times fast

v Riddle Me This!

^ What's not hiding in the jungle?

< It's irony.

v Sucks at riddles as much as I do.