Conquerors of the Paellos Sector: IC [Players Only]

By The Jabbawookie, in Star Wars: Armada Off-Topic

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21 minutes ago, LTD said:

@idjmv

We have no more information. We have shared with you all of our data, except the code.

It is my understanding from your earlier threat that if we do not share with you the Code for Y1, you will openly declare the code for Lx (where x is a number I cannot recall at the moment), allowing the Merry Crew to transmit it and potentially destroy one of our valuable worlds. Is this still your threat?

We do not hold that threat, and never had the intention to enforce it. It was to protect our own interests, as we did not know the purpose of your ship entering our system. But now we see it was not hostile towards us, we formally remove the threat of revealing the code for planet L2 and pose a pact, to avoid hostile confrontation between us.

The pact signifies a mutual agreement to eliminate any hostile actions, if any, between Proprietary Limited and URASC, and neither party will intentionally reverse this agreement.

Do you accept?

Edited by idjmv
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Turn 18 hyperpings: A2, D1, I1, K1, K2, L3, T2, dsW, W, X1, and X3.

A 500 point PL fleet clears Kilokek (K1) of infestation; 4 + (-7) = -3. 80 Locust Drones are destroyed with no survivors or PL casualties.

17 Locust Drones destroy an ELE TIE Fighter squadron over Xenophon 3, taking no casualties.

Xenophon 1 and Xenophon 2 remain blockaded by the ELE. Xenophon 1 is conquered at the cost of 7 ELE ground forces.

L2 remains blockaded by the Merry Crew. A bombardment destroys 2 PL ground forces and 2 credit production.

A 498 point URASC fleet attempts to break a 138 point Wookiee blockade of D1. 6 + (-5) = 1. The entire Wookiee fleet is destroyed, along with 3GF.

A 500 point PL force engages a 210 point Merry Crew fleet over L3. 8 + (-4) = 4. The Merry Crew would normally take 50% casualties; however, as they are unable to retreat, they are destroyed, along with 2GF. Proprietary Limited loses a Y-wing squadron and a Pelta C is scarred.

C2, G1, H1, K2, X3, and Y3 are infested.

Turn 19 has begun, and will end in 48 hours.

Awaiting orders from:

Orders processed: Ghostofnobodyinparticular, idjmv, LTD, Matt3412, Dras, Bertie Wooster.

Edited by The Jabbawookie
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@Matt3412

Now is the ultimate opportunity we will offer your Merry Crew - do not bombard your previous world. Surrender to our forces.

We offer you 4.5% of our stock, this lovely gold time piece, and a bottomless bucket of fried chicken.

There is no need for your complete destruction - it profits neither of us.

Join us, and together we can etc. etc. etc.

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HK-47: FIRE AT WILL!! HAHAHAHA

HK-47: "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."

@LTD 😉

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13 hours ago, The Jabbawookie said:

17 Locust Drones destroy an ELE TIE Fighter squadron over Xenophon 3, taking no casualties.

X3? Oops. Guess that's our responsibility now. We'll take care of it.

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@LTD the pact proposal still stands.

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@idjmv You are at war with our Wookie and Gungan friends.

It is not to our advantage to sign your pact at this time.

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2 minutes ago, LTD said:

@idjmv You are at war with our Wookie and Gungan friends.

It is not to our advantage to sign your pact at this time.

If you so wish...

We will not be aggressive towards you, unless it is needed...

Edited by idjmv
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Breaking news: X1 has been conquered by the ELE at the cost of 7 GF.

The Merry crew has bombarded L2, destroying 2 GF and 2 credit production.

Edited by The Jabbawookie
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7 hours ago, Matt3412 said:

HK-47: "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."

@LTD I think the motives of the Merry Crew have been misunderstood this whole time...

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“He... he loves me?”

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@FortyInRed

What is the current situation?

Do you need immediate assistance?

(We have finished all of our errands for now, and are at an extreme high in terms of strength.)

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5 hours ago, idjmv said:

@FortyInRed

What is the current situation?

Do you need immediate assistance?

(We have finished all of our errands for now, and are at an extreme high in terms of strength.)

The Bad Horse sends his regards and trusts that the stallions he sent to you have been fierce in battle.

Immediate assistance? No.

We have fought off three successive invasions, and have contained the previously mentioned supernatural threat (you're all welcome, by the way). We have reclaimed our capital and will defiantly stand against any transgressors. Plus we may or may not have found a way to "redirect" those supernatural threats elsewhere....

We wouldn't objective to reinforcements as you are able in our home system or a direct assault on the Gungan home system though...

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11 hours ago, Bertie Wooster said:

X3? Oops. Guess that's our responsibility now. We'll take care of it.

Yes you'll find they have a proclivity for my worlds. Have fun with that.

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Turn 19 hyperpings: C2, K2, L2, dsR, W, X1, X3, Y3.

Over L2, a 500 point Proprietary Limited Fleet attempts to deal a finishing blow to the Merry Crew and is caught in a devastating pincer maneuver. 500 A vs 451 D. An 11 is rolled; a Merry Crew Interdictor Suppression Refit is scarred. Proprietary Limited loses 4 Pelta Cs, an X-wing squadron and a Z-95 squadron. A Merry Crew bombardment destroys 4 credit production.

A 498 point URASC fleet destroys 47 Locust Drones over C2; 16 escape. No URASC casualties.

A 490 point Proprietary Limited fleet destroys 38 Locust Drones over K2; 12 escape.

A 406 point Gungan fleet destroys 27 Locust Drones over X3.

A 108 point URASC fleet engages a 199 point swarm of Locust Drones over Y3. A 7 is rolled and converted into a 10; a URASC VSD1 and Gozanti Cruiser are both scarred. 27 Locust Drones are destroyed.

A 416 point ELE fleet engages a 60 point Gungan force over Wajda; a 12 is rolled and converted into a 5. The Gungans lose an X-wing and A-wing squadron and must retreat. An ELE Gozanti Cruiser is scarred. W is now blockaded; a bombardment destroys 3 credit production and 1 ground force.

Infested worlds: G1, H1, Y3.

Turn 20 is now live. Orders are due in 48 hours.

Awaiting orders from:

Orders processed: Matt3412, Fortyinred, Dras, Bertie Wooster, LTD, idjmv.

Processing in progress, please stand by. Currently processing: GNIPs.

Edited by The Jabbawookie
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16 minutes ago, The Jabbawookie said:

A 416 point ELE fleet engages a 60 point Gungan force over Wajda; a 12 is rolled and converted into a 5. The Gungans lose an X-wing and A-wing squadron and must retreat. An ELE Gozanti Cruiser is scarred. W is now blockaded; details pending.

You know, maybe a 1000 - 500 fight wouldn't be as lopsided as I thought?

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3 minutes ago, Bertie Wooster said:

You know, maybe a 1000 - 500 fight wouldn't be as lopsided as I thought?

That was literally the best case scenario, though.

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Just now, The Jabbawookie said:

That was literally the best case scenario, though.

Oh, I know. Those Gungans on Wajda should've been dead as a doornail.

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45 minutes ago, The Jabbawookie said:

Over L2, a 500 point Proprietary Limited Fleet attempts to deal a finishing blow to the Merry Crew and is caught in a devastating pincer maneuver. 500 A vs 451 D. An 11 is rolled; a Merry Crew Interdictor Suppression Refit is scarred. Proprietary Limited loses 4 Pelta Cs, an X-wing squadron and a Z-95 squadron. A Merry Crew bombardment destroys 4 credit production.

HK-47: "Application: Searching memory banks. Thruster control; navigational computer; large, bulbous body. I think I am a starship."

T3-M4: Alrighty @LTD Proprietary Limited This is your last chance to surrender the planet of L2 back to us. Clearly we are far Superior in the skies.

Edited by Matt3412
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I'm just saying, if no one else sees this amazing opportunity to attack @LTD

I'm going to be seriously disappointed 🤣 🤣 🤣

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3 hours ago, The Jabbawookie said:

A 406 point Gungan fleet destroys 27 Locust Drones            over   X3  .

@idjmv looks like there is another Gungan war party in my home system. Anything you could do to help here would be appreciated.

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18 minutes ago, FortyInRed said:

@idjmv looks like there is another Gungan war party in my home system. Anything you could do to help here would be appreciated.

Understood. Give us this turn to make preparations.

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@Drasnighta

Greetings, noble Wookies! We understand that there has been a change of leadership within your academy.

We trust that our pre-existing arrangements will be honoured. We have no quarrel with our cobbers the Wookies.

Best Regards etc.

Proprietary Limited.