35 minutes ago, idjmv said:

We never said we think were the intelligent ones. We are simply stubborn.

Factual: And additionally still in counter to your own Anti Social statement.

Where Logic does not Abide, there is Insult.

End of line.

1 hour ago, Drasnighta said:

Operating as Lackies to Bad Horse....

I think @idjmv , you got another compliment!

Addenum:

Thus far, 6 companies of Droid troops of the Tactical Remnant have defeated 14 companies of enemy troops with an impressive 3.5:1 kill ratio.

One must consider the uses of Droid troops in the upcoming battles to be faced against unknown aliens, when ones own troops are clearly insufficient in killing capability.

End of Line.

50 minutes ago, FortyInRed said:

I think @idjmv , you got another compliment!

This is too much. Several counselors of the Union have died of heart attacks

2 hours ago, Drasnighta said:

Addenum:

Thus far, 6 companies of Droid troops of the Tactical Remnant have defeated 14 companies of enemy troops with an impressive 3.5:1 kill ratio.

One must consider the uses of Droid troops in the upcoming battles to be faced against unknown aliens, when ones own troops are clearly insufficient in killing capability.

End of Line.

@idjmv sounds a bit like it's asking for mercy, now that it's started a war. Go on machine, explain why we shouldn't vanquish your kind.

You're losing your only gains this turn, and should expect a full-scale invasion from two different empires shortly thereafter.

What is the price of your continued existence?

Robots can be made to further the cause of Evil. Make a reasonable offer and we will consider it.

1 hour ago, FortyInRed said:

@idjmv sounds a bit like it's asking for mercy, now that it's started a war. Go on machine, explain why we shouldn't vanquish your kind.

You're losing your only gains this turn, and should expect a full-scale invasion from two different empires shortly thereafter.

What is the price of your continued existence?

Robots can be made to further the cause of Evil. Make a reasonable offer and we will consider it.

Factual:

This unit is not programmed for sarcasm.

End of line.

7 hours ago, Drasnighta said:

Factual:

This unit is not programmed for sarcasm.

End of line.

It's apparently also not programmed for displomacy or begging. Good. Begging is for the weak.

So you wish to become a Lackey of the Bad Horse then?

You will recognize the beauty and grace of horses. You will celebrate Galactic Day of the Horse on the 13th day of the 12th month. It will be a paid holiday for all your citizens. There will be much merriment.

You will cease aggressive actions toward the League and URASC immediately, and assist in the war against the Malarian Scourge as directed by the Bad Horse.

You will retreat to your pre-war borders. Unannounced transgression into League or URASC space will be seen as a violation of your agreement, and a signal that you find existence bothersome.

You will not resist the reclamation of Clydesdale. You will politely and obediently lay down your arms.

You will provide reparations for the loss of Clydesdale in the form of 120 points worth of ships, deliverable in four turns (by 13). Further reparations will be discussed at that time.

In return the Bad Horse will rescind calls for your annihilation and will offer protection in cases that you are attacked in an unprovoked fashion. The Bad Horse also offers weekly seminars in how to see the opportunities for Evil in everyday life.

I'm sure @LTD can help us draw up the necessary paperwork.

1 minute ago, FortyInRed said:

It's apparently also not programmed for displomacy or begging. Good. Begging is for the weak.

So you wish to become a Lackey of the Bad Horse then?

You will recognize the beauty and grace of horses. You will celebrate Galactic Day of the Horse on the 13th day of the 12th month. It will be a paid holiday for all your citizens. There will be much merriment.

You will cease aggressive actions toward the League and URASC immediately, and assist in the war against the Malarian Scourge as directed by the Bad Horse.

You will retreat to your pre-war borders. Unannounced transgression into League or URASC space will be seen as a violation of your agreement, and a signal that you find existence bothersome.

You will not resist the reclamation of Clydesdale. You will politely and obediently lay down your arms.

You will provide reparations for the loss of Clydesdale in the form of 120 points worth of ships, deliverable in four turns (by 13). Further reparations will be discussed at that time.

In return the Bad Horse will rescind calls for your annihilation and will offer protection in cases that you are attacked in an unprovoked fashion. The Bad Horse also offers weekly seminars in how to see the opportunities for Evil in everyday life.

I'm sure @LTD can help us draw up the necessary paperwork.

Reply:

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

End of Line.

3 hours ago, FortyInRed said:

It's apparently also not programmed for displomacy or begging. Good. Begging is for the weak.

So you wish to become a Lackey of the Bad Horse then?

You will recognize the beauty and grace of horses. You will celebrate Galactic Day of the Horse on the 13th day of the 12th month. It will be a paid holiday for all your citizens. There will be much merriment.

You will cease aggressive actions toward the League and URASC immediately, and assist in the war against the Malarian Scourge as directed by the Bad Horse.

You will retreat to your pre-war borders. Unannounced transgression into League or URASC space will be seen as a violation of your agreement, and a signal that you find existence bothersome.

You will not resist the reclamation of Clydesdale. You will politely and obediently lay down your arms.

You will provide reparations for the loss of Clydesdale in the form of 120 points worth of ships, deliverable in four turns (by 13). Further reparations will be discussed at that time.

In return the Bad Horse will rescind calls for your annihilation and will offer protection in cases that you are attacked in an unprovoked fashion. The Bad Horse also offers weekly seminars in how to see the opportunities for Evil in everyday life.

I'm sure @LTD can help us draw up the necessary paperwork.

3 hours ago, Drasnighta said:

Reply:

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

End of Line.

This one has predictable, yet flawed, logic circuits.

Seems as though it wants no part in the alliance.

The Council of the Union has met, and we deem the Tactical Remnant an passively hostile faction, additional actions pending.

Seems as though we might have a war.

On 4/27/2019 at 12:15 PM, BiggsIRL said:

C9P-J: We encountered these folks at B1 and B2 on Turn 1. Also, your buddies @idjmv seem to have... invaded one of our planets.

The "D" planets are under Wookie control... or at least were.

23 hours ago, BiggsIRL said:

CP9-J: Gentlebeings of the sector, we have all come under attack from a devastating new enemy, and while it appears that the "Merry Band" is already in position to begin offensive actions, the KUAD is also in position to begin a counter attack and eliminate the threat at its source. With reports that the "Merry Band" is in place above A1, we will head to the next location - A2 - and eradicate any enemies there. We are also concerned that the enemy may be holding J - as they would most likely have gone through there to attack I3.

I propose a moratorium on fighting between all our factions until this threat is dealt with.

The Bad Horse had sought peace with the Remnant on fair terms (give us back what you took, pay us for what you broke) and has been rebuked. We even offered free seminars.

We agree that the real threat is the Malarian Swarm, but we have a prior engagement that must be addressed.

So that we may be able to focus our full attention on the swarm, can we count on you to help us rid the Galaxy of the Remnant?

With our combined forces we will swiftly crush them.

We will consider your assistance in this matter favorably in future.

You know, research and Evil go hand in hand. Many of our finest villains have PhDs. We have more in common than you think..

Turn 8 hyperpings: A2, B3, E, I3, N2, O, R, U, dsB, dsC, dsD, dsE, dsG, dsH, dsJ, dsK, dsL, dsO, dsP, dsQ, dsR, dsT, dsU, and dsX.

A GNIPian battlegroup encounters a Malarian drone over I3. 398 points A vs 1 point D. The drone is destroyed.

A Gungan Transport encounters a Malarian Drone over U. 18 points A vs 1 point D. The drone is destroyed.

A Wookiee war fleet encounters a Malarian Drone over A2. 498 points A vs 1 point D. The drone is destroyed.

L2 remains blockaded by Proprietary Limited.

B1 remains blockaded by the Malarian Brood. 1 credit production is destroyed.

Vaulting remains blockaded by the Malarian Brood. 1 credit production is destroyed and 1 Evil League of Evil GF is drained.

N1 remains blockaded by the Malarian Brood. 1 credit production is destroyed and 1 Proprietary Limited GF is drained.

N2 has been blockaded by the Malarian Brood. 1 credit production destroyed, 1 Proprietary Limited GF drained.

C1 has been blockaded and successfully invaded by the Evil League of Evil. No ELE casualties.

L1 has been hit by a pirate CR90A and will have its credit production reduced by 5 this turn.

T3 has been hit by a pirate CR90A and will have its credit production reduced by 5 this turn.

H1 has been hit by a pirate CR90A and will have its credit production reduced by 5 this turn.

Z has been hit by a pirate CR90A and will have its credit production reduced by 5 this turn.

Turn 10 orders are due in 48 hours.

Awaiting orders from:

@Drasnighta

@Ardaedhel

@FortyInRed

Perfectly Legal has been completed.

New Mission: East Nubia Trading Company

Destroy a Pirate CR90. (Note: as Pirates are cowards, killing one will cause the remainder to disband.) The Malarian Brood is eligible to complete this mission.

Completed by the Gungans.

5 hours ago, The Jabbawookie said:

A Gungan Transport encounters a Malarian Drone over U. 18 points A vs 1 point D. The drone is destroyed.

Weesa small, but dey is smaller!

44 minutes ago, Bertie Wooster said:

Weesa small, but dey is smaller!

Curious that their fleet size is 100 when attacking but 1 when defending. This would have been good to know last turn..

...Incoming holo Call... @LTD

T3-M4: "Beep-Beep Boop Boooop. "Dee... deet?"

Translating...

we know you are reasonable please end your blockade of L2 this turn. We wish to see our family again.

In the background

HK-47: "Aahhhh! What are you doing?! [We have Meatbags to Kill!]"

....

30 minutes ago, FortyInRed said:

Curious that their fleet size is 100 when attacking but 1 when defending. This would have been good to know last turn..

They may have blockaded Ugetsu with 100 points turn 8, but it looks like they only left one Malarian drone to defend it turn 9. We believe the remaining 99 points are now scattered in dsR, dsT, and dsU. Little buggers.

Also, we believe there's a points difference between Malarian drones and Locust drones.

17 minutes ago, Bertie Wooster said:

They may have blockaded Ugetsu with 100 points turn 8, but it looks like they only left one Malarian drone to defend it turn 9. We believe the remaining 99 points are now scattered in dsR, dsT, and dsU. Little buggers.

Also, we believe there's a points difference between Malarian drones and Locust drones.

Aww crap. Well I plan to swiftly crush the Invaders at Vaulting this turn. Then it's on to those daggone pirates...

It would be really cool to have a turn where no one is attacking us.

36 minutes ago, FortyInRed said:

Aww crap. Well I plan to swiftly crush the Invaders at Vaulting this turn. Then it's on to those daggone pirates...

It would be really cool to have a turn where no one is attacking us.

Do you need immediate assistance this turn?

C9P-J: No, I am not sure this sector is a very nice sector anymore.

1 hour ago, BiggsIRL said:

C9P-J: No, I am not sure this sector is a very nice sector anymore.

Only now you noticed?

We guess your analysts must be really busy scanning A2...

2 hours ago, idjmv said:

Do you need immediate assistance this turn?

That would be appreciated, thank you. Can you clear the skies over Zebra for us?

That should earn you the objective..

I think this is now three favors we owe you?

1 minute ago, FortyInRed said:

hat would be appreciated, thank you. Can you clear the skies over Zebra for us?

As long as those **** pirates stay there, it shouldnt be a problem.

Dont worry about the favors for now anyways.

CP9-J: dsB, dsC, dsD, dsE, dsG, dsH, dsJ, dsK, dsL, dsO, dsP, dsQ, dsR, dsT, dsU, and dsX. Would you like for me to calculate the odds that any of those are friendly?

[Mournful wookie sounds]

It's low. It's very low.

These brood swarms must be using a large amount of fuel to move so many individual craft around the sector. Perhaps there is an opportunity here as demand skyrockets.

17 hours ago, The Jabbawookie said:

C1 has been blockaded and successfully invaded by the Evil League of Evil. No ELE casualties.

@Drasnighta you have no doubt lost communication with your scouts at Clydesdale the Greater by now. Despite your military prowess, we seized the planet from you with no losses. We did this while being attacked on two different fronts. We have more planets, more resources, and are now in position to launch a decisive offensive upon your home system.

Furthermore, our allies the URASC ( @idjmv ) are similarly equipped to facilitate your annihilation.

Though, you have proven yourself a cunning warrior and it would be a shame to see your fire extinguished from the galaxy.

We appeal to your logic circuits. Make a reasonable offer and we will cease hostilities. This is your last chance. You have no chance to survive. Make your time.