Warlords of the K'Narr Sector - rules and IC conversation

By LTD, in Star Wars: Armada Off-Topic

M’um m’aloo.

I would like to purchase 3 unarmed transports, and will pay you 100 credits so long as they are finished and delivered in three turns. This contract is open to further negotiation; it is time that is of the essence, as well as undercutting the furless weaklings of the Galactic Imperium.

Warm (and Fuzzy) Regards,

Fleet Lord J. Wookiee I

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2 hours ago, clontroper5 said:

I presume that the Jawas take the Rebel Alignment no?

As such I would like to purchase 3 Unarmed Transports. For a cost of 70 credits

Proposed Terms of the Contract: 3 Unarmed Transports will cost 54 IC to Produce. I expect this to take no more then 3 Turns to Complete. And expect the Delivery in 5 turns time.

If you Complete the Delivery by turn 4, I will pay an extra 10 credits for a total of 80 credits.

Possible Exchange points include: Planet J, or Planet G

19 minutes ago, The Jabbawookie said:

M’um m’aloo.

I would like to purchase 3 unarmed transports, and will pay you 100 credits so long as they are finished and delivered in three turns. This contract is open to further negotiation; it is time that is of the essence, as well as undercutting the furless weaklings of the Galactic Imperium.

Warm (and Fuzzy) Regards,

Fleet Lord J. Wookiee I

...My master will get back to you shortly...

The Protocal droid HUMS GLEEFULLY

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1 minute ago, Matt3412 said:

...My master will get back to you shortly...

The Protocal droid HUMS GLEEFULLY

Tread carefully, the Galaxis Imperium does not take Kindly to those that disappoint us.

24 minutes ago, The Jabbawookie said:

M’um m’aloo.

I would like to purchase 3 unarmed transports, and will pay you 100 credits so long as they are finished and delivered in three turns. This contract is open to further negotiation; it is time that is of the essence, as well as undercutting the furless weaklings of the Galactic Imperium.

Warm (and Fuzzy) Regards,

Fleet Lord J. Wookiee I

This Threat will be Treated as Treason to the Imperium. Any ships located belonging to the wookies will be Destroyed on Sight.

Additional 30 Credits Bounty to any Group capable of proving the Destruction of any Wookie Forces

1 minute ago, clontroper5 said:

This Threat will be Treated as Treason to the Imperium. Any ships located belonging to the wookies will be Destroyed on Sight.

*Casually sips tea from a Stormtrooper helmet*

Do you demote your armless troopers to "Bowling Pin?" I've heard it's standard procedure in the Imperium...

Edited by The Jabbawookie

...........HoloNet Transmission Incoming.........

Both orders will be executed

Mutual Non-Aggression packs Between [no apologies or retaliation for round not over] Until Delivery

Jawa-wookie

Jawa- Galaxis Imperium

Jawa Consideration

5 Turn Post Exchange Non aggression pact Agreed to for both "wookies" " Galaxis Imperium"

Delivery of 3 GR-75 MT's In three turns pending location agreement for "wookies"

Delivery of 3 GR-75 MT's In three turns Deep space In system J " Galaxis Imperium"

Wookie consideration @The Jabbawookie

2 Turn Post Exchange Non aggression pact Agreed to with "Jawas"

100 Credits @ Exchange

Galaxis Imperium @clontroper5

2 Turn Post Exchange Non aggression pact Agreed to with "Jawas"

80 Credits @ Exchange

No renegotiation's

Next Turn = Turn One

Priority to the higher payer

......... Toineepa Ta Upezzo    Ysas  Eyeta.................

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2 minutes ago, Matt3412 said:

...........HoloNet Transmission Incoming.........

Both orders will be executed

Mutual Non-Aggression packs Between

Jawa-wookie

Jawa- Galaxis Imperium

Jawa Consideration

5 Turn Post Exchange Non aggression pact Agreed to for both "wookies" " Galaxis Imperium"

Delivery of 3 GR-75 MT's In three turns pending location agreement for "wookies"

Delivery of 3 GR-75 MT's In three turns Deep space In system J " Galaxis Imperium"

Wookie consideration @The Jabbawookie

2 Turn Post Exchange Non aggression pact Agreed to with "Jawas"

100 Credits @ Exchange

Galaxis Imperium @clontroper5

2 Turn Post Exchange Non aggression pact Agreed to with "Jawas"

80 Credits @ Exchange

No renegotiation's

Priority to the higher payer

......... Toineepa Ta Upezzo    Ysas  Eyeta.................

The Jawas think they can put out 106 IC and make both Exchanges in 3 turns, impressive, most impressive.

Planet C would be an acceptable location. Let me know if the distance is too far and alternatives will be offered.

@GhostofNobodyInParticular what say you?

Are you friend or foe of the Galaxis Imperium?

M'um m'aloo Pibboz Eyeta @The Jabbawookie

14 minutes ago, The Jabbawookie said:

Planet C would be an acceptable location. Let me know if the distance is too far and alternatives will be offered.

A much fancier droid accompanies an individual Jawa to one of your trading posts

.... Guaranteed 3 turn delivery available to Deep space of I,H system....

....We know you care about speed....

...only 4 turn delivery available to system C at current capacity, however future facility's might make this possible...

...Will work to meet your needs....

Toineepa Ta Upezzo    Ysas  Eyeta

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9 minutes ago, Matt3412 said:

M'um m'aloo Pibboz Eyeta @The Jabbawookie

A much fancier droid accompanies an individual Jawa to one of your trading posts

.... Guaranteed 3 turn delivery available to Deep space of I,H system....

....We know you care about speed....

...only 4 turn delivery available to system C at current capacity, however future facility's might make this possible...

...Will work to meet your needs....

Toineepa Ta Upezzo    Ysas  Eyeta

Ingris Del will quite suffice, thank you.

3 minutes ago, The Jabbawookie said:

Ingris Del will quite suffice, thank you.

...The Jawa hands you a jar of Wasaka-Berry Pudding, a token of Friendship...

...They disappear before you can even notice...

Toineepa Ta Upezzo    Ysas  Eyeta

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27 minutes ago, clontroper5 said:

@GhostofNobodyInParticular what say you?

Are you friend or foe of the Galaxis Imperium?

Friend. It is my hope that our relations may be long and fruitful for the both of us.

Just now, GhostofNobodyInParticular said:

Friend. It is my hope that our relations may be long and fruitful for the both of us.

Which leads to the question: good relations with the Wookiees, do you have?

1 minute ago, GhostofNobodyInParticular said:

Friend. It is my hope that our relations may be long and fruitful for the both of us.

Excellent, be aware @The Jabbawookie JabbawookieJabbawookiebh

Holy cow the wookies even have hacked my posts

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Anyway @GhostofNobodyInParticular , be aware that the wookies have been declared Treasonous to the Imperium, and as such any hostile action Against them will be Rewarded

In other news this happens every time I ping Jabba

@The Jabbawookie JabbawookieJabbawoJabbawookieJabbawookieJa

Just now, clontroper5 said:

Anyway @GhostofNobodyInParticular , be aware that the wookies have been declared Treasonous to the Imperium, and as such any hostile action Against them will be Rewarded

Anyway @GhostofNobodyInParticular , be aware that the Galactic Imperium have been declared weak, and as such any action against them is a reward unto itself.

And if I try and delete the extra Jaabawookies they duplicate and make more...

1 minute ago, The Jabbawookie said:

Anyway @GhostofNobodyInParticular , be aware that the Galactic Imperium have been declared weak, and as such any action against them is a reward unto itself.

These Pathetic Insults will be met with Extreme prejudice

Just now, clontroper5 said:

These Pathetic Insults will be met with Extreme prejudice

This gross insult to proper capitalization will be met with extreme grammar.

4 minutes ago, clontroper5 said:

And if I try and delete the extra Jaabawookies they duplicate and make more...

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2 minutes ago, The Jabbawookie said:

This gross insult to proper capitalization will be met with extreme grammar.

I Capitalize to bring Slight EMPHASIS to certain Words!