A New Order

By Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun, in X-Wing Off-Topic

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On 1/19/2018 at 7:31 PM, Robin Graves said:

Episode IX possible titles:

A new plotline

The resistance strikes back

Return of capt. Phasma

Once more with Deathstar

Reveal of the parents

Episode IX: Attack of Abram's Eraser

After foolishly letting JOHNSON

do whatever he liked, it's discovered

that the storyline is in complete disarray.

The old guard is dead, and the new characters

remain thin and under-developed.

Old promises are in tatters, and PHASMA is dead

again (You Bastards!). Only KENNEDY and ABRAMS

have the power to figure out what the **** to do with

this "triology" now. . .

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On 1/19/2018 at 5:31 PM, Robin Graves said:

Episode IX possible titles:

A new plotline

The resistance strikes back

Return of capt. Phasma

Once more with Deathstar

Reveal of the parents

And JarJar Abrams gets to put the final nail in the coffin of the $tar War$ franchise. :angry:

By the Dark side of the force I Hate his movies. His Star Trek movies suck and The Farce Awakens was worse than the Phantom Menace when rewatching it. :rolleyes:

1 minute ago, Marinealver said:

And JarJar Abrams gets to put the final nail in the coffin of the $tar War$ franchise. :angry:

By the Dark side of the force I Hate his movies. His Star Trek movies suck and The Farce Awakens was worse than the Phantom Menace when rewatching it. :rolleyes:

Yeah Honestly between Jar jar and rose I don't know who I hate more. Only good thing was Mark Hamil. (and snoke calling out emo ren about cosplaying as Vader)

Not that it unduely upset me tough. I've given up on the Saga. I got the OT and it's still awesome, (and R1 was also good so it can hang with them) but all the rest: prequels, "special" editions, Dismals* they are just bad.

* Dismals: My word for the Disney movies. ep VIII, IX, probably X and Solo. But not Rogue one.

1 hour ago, Robin Graves said:

Yeah Honestly between Jar jar and rose I don't know who I hate more...

Let me help you with that.

Yeah, still the worst. Although to be fair they did go full prequel with the Casino planet. At least the stupid animals didn't talk. That includes all the stupid animals. I did not want to see Porg Gliders.

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On 1/23/2018 at 4:05 PM, Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun said:

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1977 Kylo Ren

That would have been an empty box and a promise in 1977

Oops

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22 minutes ago, Marinealver said:

Let me help you with that.

Yeah, still the worst. Although to be fair they did go full prequel with the Casino planet. At least the stupid animals didn't talk. That includes all the stupid animals. I did not want to see Porg Gliders.

She's actually barable during the casino royale bit. It's just the bit where she first meets Finn Where I'd have shot her (well maybe just stun her) if it were me. Oh and the bloody ending (SPOILERS) that whole make love not wars Disney princess speech she gives after ruining Finn attempted suicide run. Oh and she can teleport! seriously! they crashed right in front of the imperia- new order lines and they got back inside the reb base before anything else! (And it wasn't due to Finn either: his super power is plot armor!)

Just now, Robin Graves said:

She's actually barable during the casino royale bit. It's just the bit where she first meets Finn Where I'd have shot her (well maybe just stun her) if it were me. Oh and the bloody ending (SPOILERS) that whole make love not wars Disney princess speech she gives after ruining Finn attempted suicide run. Oh and she can teleport! seriously! they crashed right in front of the imperia- new order lines and they got back inside the reb base before anything else! (And it wasn't due to Finn either: his super power is plot armor!)

I look at it as she was acting just like another star wars fanboy (or in this case fangirl). Some one who is like oh yes Star Wars my favorite thing until they see all the other stuff around, the merchandising, the marketing overhype, the safe writing by committee, casting based on popularity and not talent. Now all of a sudden $tar War$ is not the hero she once knew.

On ‎31‎/‎01‎/‎2018 at 11:14 AM, Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun said:

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Free at last ... Free at last.

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

48 minutes ago, Marinealver said:

I look at it as she was acting just like another star wars fanboy (or in this case fangirl). Some one who is like oh yes Star Wars my favorite thing until they see all the other stuff around, the merchandising, the marketing overhype, the safe writing by committee, casting based on popularity and not talent. Now all of a sudden $tar War$ is not the hero she once knew.

Yeah I don't remember having star wars shoved into everything back in the 80s. Then again I was very young back then so.

Ofcourse back in our day Star Wars was better.

Darn kids these days with their Jar Jars and their BB8s! We had to play ESB with our Kenner figures in the snow! That built character! :D

Baby we were ...

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6 hours ago, Marinealver said:

And JarJar Abrams gets to put the final nail in the coffin of the $tar War$ franchise. :angry:

By the Dark side of the force I Hate his movies. His Star Trek movies suck and The Farce Awakens was worse than the Phantom Menace when rewatching it. :rolleyes:

I don't hate his movies so much as think, "Yeah, but the original was better, so why did you just muck it up?!"

3 hours ago, Robin Graves said:

Yeah I don't remember having star wars shoved into everything back in the 80s.

Of course back in our day Star Wars was better.

We had to play ESB with our Kenner figures in the snow! That built character! :D

Star Wars was dead in the late '80s for all practical purposes. No toys, no books, and no signs Lucas was going to do anything with the franchise.

But yeah, Kenner action figures in the snow. Best Hoth ever :wub:

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6 hours ago, Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun said:

I would love to see this book made into a movie.

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7 minutes ago, Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun said:

Ring theory still alive? Luke was in 6 movies too... now all we need is Rey and/or Kylo to show up in three more movies. But I guess I'd have to wait a generation for Episodes X-XII...

Ring theory is like Moore's Law - we all know it's gonna die sooner or later, but it always just barely keeps hanging on!

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