I actually liked this because it's a half-amusing quick rundown. Then he called him Emperor Hentai, and if I let my players see that, it would be the end of the Hantei line.

6 hours ago, TheVeteranSergeant said:

Then he called him Emperor Hentai, and if I let my players see that, it would be the end of the Hantei line.

My group already made that mistake on first reading.

Believe me, every pun, every crass joke, already done to death.