I Kinda Would Like Some Ewoks

By Manchu, in Star Wars: Legion

36 minutes ago, Robin Graves said:

Disney doesn't pull punches: Bambi's mom? dead! Mufasa? dead! Frolo: God god Frolo, he wants to have sex with a hot gipsy chick and if he can't have her he'll burn her at the stake!

I was thinking about the latest Lego Ewok village... complete with Han roasting over a fire pit...

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Not to mention the Storm Trooper helmets used as drums at the end of RotJ...

The Ewoks are our Gunboat.

As George Lucas once said about them, "Dare to be cute."

**just realized not everyone knows about the Gunboat**

In the X-wing Miniatures game. fans of the Gunboat had been clamoring for ages for their favorite Imperial ship. Their thread was one of the longest ( THE longest?) X-wingers had, praying for a specific expansion.

Well, they finally got it!

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2 minutes ago, Force Majeure said:

The Ewoks are our Gunboat.

<3

The game's barely passed it's GenCon reveal, and already we have a cause!

AT-ATs and Ewoks.

(Good name for a RPG.)

5 minutes ago, Manchu said:

AT-ATs and Ewoks.

(Good name for a RPG.)

Sith & Stormtroopers

29 minutes ago, Manchu said:

AT-ATs and Ewoks.

(Good name for a RPG.)

You mean rock band.

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You could also play as an ewok in Battlefront II (2005)

48 minutes ago, Cade Bulkin said:

You mean rock band.

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It'd by a few Ewok squads to add diversity to my Legions.

As a future Imperial Legion player, I fully support the teddy bears. Gives plenty of opportunities for revenge!

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That scene is seared into my brain since childhood.

On 8/22/2017 at 5:03 PM, Robin Graves said:

Look it's not like we are asking for Gungans... :D

Bite your tongue. And your fingers. We don't say the g word!

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I like how Ewoks can be both this:

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aswell as this:

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366126a1f9eb791aa7309c7fc7455c09.jpg People often forget that the Ewoks were literally going to cook alive, and then eat, the Rebels.

They honestly aren't that cute....

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2 hours ago, Extropia said:

366126a1f9eb791aa7309c7fc7455c09.jpg People often forget that the Ewoks were literally going to cook alive, and then eat, the Rebels.

They honestly aren't that cute....

I never forget that. It's the main reason I love Ewoks.