Carolina Krayts is the best X-Wing podcast

By SaltMaster 5000, in X-Wing

2 hours ago, Brunas said:

Everyone round is round won if you're drunk enough

The man went 4-2 with kylo whisper. Drank about 2 beers every round and after the first round had finished a bottle of gatorade that definitely wasn't mostly vodka. I have so much respect for him.

25 minutes ago, jagsba said:

The man went 4-2 with kylo whisper. Drank about 2 beers every round and after the first round had finished a bottle of gatorade that definitely wasn't mostly vodka. I have so much respect for him.

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Regionals brings up an interesting topic-

Is Smurfing at Regionals a good idea? Is it in the spirit of the game?

I could show up with acrylics, Challenge Coin shields, repainted ships, alt-art cards, Krayt templates, etc. but that lets people know that I at least know what I'm doing.

Alternatively, I could show up with stock ships, normal cards, and cardboard everything, and during the first couple rounds, it would probably be more likely that someone will double-down when they shouldn't have.

What do I do here? Is it the Krayt way to use cardboard stuff until the cut to try to get a psychological advantage?

Well I just unsub from Kessel Run and Scum and Villainy. So I might look into other podcast. Right now TCX seems to be the best and it hasn't lost its focus on X-wing.

5 minutes ago, Kaptin Krunch said:

Regionals brings up an interesting topic-

Is Smurfing at Regionals a good idea? Is it in the spirit of the game?

I could show up with acrylics, Challenge Coin shields, repainted ships, alt-art cards, Krayt templates, etc. but that lets people know that I at least know what I'm doing.

Alternatively, I could show up with stock ships, normal cards, and cardboard everything, and during the first couple rounds, it would probably be more likely that someone will double-down when they shouldn't have.

What do I do here? Is it the Krayt way to use cardboard stuff until the cut to try to get a psychological advantage?

Real answer? Do whatever you want. It's totally fine to not use acrylic.

Krayt answer: I have my salty, rubbed white cardboard templates with me at all times. (the 1- and 2-straight are nearly white due to playing whisper)

On 12/10/2017 at 8:48 PM, catachanninja said:

I think that's against the rules?

Rules? Where we're going we don't need rules.

36 minutes ago, Mattman7306 said:

Rules? Where we're going we don't need rules.

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1 hour ago, Kaptin Krunch said:

Alternatively, I could show up with stock ships, normal cards, and cardboard everything, and during the first couple rounds, it would probably be more likely that someone will double-down when they shouldn't have.

Less likely to get your stuff stolen if it's cardboard

31 minutes ago, jagsba said:

Less likely to get your stuff stolen if it's cardboard

We should all consider doping out stuff with polonium 210. If someone ganks it, joke's on them!

28 minutes ago, Biophysical said:

We should all consider doping out stuff with polonium 210. If someone ganks it, joke's on them!

What happens if they don't?

2 hours ago, Kaptin Krunch said:

I could show up with... Krayt templates

Nope, because I'm amazingly slow. Soon™ though (I believe the set is being cut tomorrow)

6 hours ago, Marinealver said:

Well I just unsub from Kessel Run and Scum and Villainy. So I might look into other podcast. Right now TCX seems to be the best and it hasn't lost its focus on X-wing.

Birmingham Barons are good. Completely different than Kryats (polite, systematic and well organized) but entertaining.

6 hours ago, catachanninja said:

What happens if they don't?

You carefully and thoroughly wash your hands after every game.

3 minutes ago, Biophysical said:

You carefully and thoroughly wash your hands after every game.

That's... Not a bad idea anyway...

1 hour ago, Biophysical said:

You carefully and thoroughly wash your hands after every game.

Just like Paul dad taught us

Why is thweek all over the place kicking butt.and the kylencer isn't even in lists anywhere.

I thought there was a gif that clearly showed the opposite should be happening.

It's almost as if...we've been...robbed of something.

Somehow.

Just now, Velvetelvis said:

Why is thweek all over the place kicking butt.and the kylencer isn't even in lists anywhere.

I thought there was a gif that clearly showed the opposite should be happening.

It's almost as if...we've been...robbed of something.

Somehow.

Thweek is like 15 pts cheaper for a high PS arc dodger. I saw some consistently good use of the curved BR on the Austin stream.

10 hours ago, catachanninja said:

What happens if they don't?

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2 hours ago, Velvetelvis said:

It's almost as if...we've been...robbed of something.

Mimicked?

Argh. I can’t believe I typing this out... but I’m actually wanting Miranda to get the Biggs nerf. Paratani, I felt ready to play against and did okay... Fairship looked like you could do stuff even when you couldn’t. Even triple scouts you could bait into poor decisions as often as not... but Miranda just feels like being insulted publicly, repeatedly, with no good comebacks.

Do I need to just run a Whaler list and do Headhunter Harpoon spam? If so, I don’t want to... still not sure it even works... still working on wookies and better Silencer play... they’ve become my white whale

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13 hours ago, jagsba said:

Less likely to get your stuff stolen if it's cardboard

Yeah, that’s why I leave with a different cardboard range ruler after every tournament that’s not local.

thats also why my acrylics are engraved with my name.

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2 hours ago, kris40k said:

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NEVER GO AGAINST A KRAY WHEN SANITY IS ON THE LINE

Great news podcasters, your worst terror is coming at an end.

No longer will you show up at a tournament scared witless that you run the risk of being publicly tabled by a 7 year old.

Mark (of X-wing Junkies) was the last one! (It's a rite of passage around here, everyone's been there at some point)

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That's right, he's turning 8 tomorrow and he's coming for you next! ;)

No Carl on that table.

14 minutes ago, Velvetelvis said:

No Carl on that table.

Here's a Carl for your table then! Available at the Most Prestigious Tournament in the World, Krayt Cup!

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Come on guys, keep it together! Page 2, really?