Carolina Krayts is the best X-Wing podcast

By SaltMaster 5000, in X-Wing

1 minute ago, LagJanson said:

Theatre grade nacho cheese is WRONG! There is no right in that.

Alleged 'cheese'.

1 minute ago, Kaptin Krunch said:

Alleged 'cheese'.

I'm willing to agree the ingredients may have more in common with the ships we play with than with any dairy related products.

Wait, you mean it's unhealthy to eat something that says it's cheese but somehow stays perpetually liquid at room temperatures and never molds or goes bad?

2 minutes ago, Kieransi said:

Wait, you mean it's unhealthy to eat something that says it's cheese but somehow stays perpetually liquid at room temperatures and never molds or goes bad?

Not sure if X-Wing metaphor or not.

Just now, Boom Owl said:

Not sure if X-Wing metaphor or not.

What, like this?

It's unhealthy to play something that says it's just a fun janky Bounty Hunter ship but somehow perpetually stays on top of the meta and never actually gets fully nerfed or experiences counterplay?

Jumpmasters are the nacho cheese of X-Wing

Oh boy, is it time for FOOD ANALOGIES?

FEED ME FOOD ANALOGIES

Ghost/Fenn is the McDonald's Happy Meal of X-Wing

QD+2xSilencers is the organic vegan seitan bean-sprout sandwich

Thug Life but with BTL is (obviously) a BLT

Nymranda is a diseased two day old burger from Jack in the Box

Triple Jumps is a plate of Doritos and Nacho Cheese

Kylo+bid is an energy drink

5X is a delicious banana split

TIE swarm is an enourmous pile of fresh french fries

Edited by Kieransi

Oh, and GUNBOATS are sushi. Especially when flown with Lieutenant Wasabi

There are so many bad or even barely passable poutines out there... It's like pizza, the really good ones are few and far between.

We had an awesome Belle Province when we lived in Montreal (they razed the building to put up a tower of condos, a massive loss to the neighbourhood). We found a really good one where we live now, so that's good.

I had colleagues in Québec City that insisted Ashton was king. They were wrong.

why are we talking about nacho cheese

Kylo is like White Castle. He's slippery like grease and just when you think you're done, he finds a new escape.

@Kieransi what is Bob's Builders (Nym/Ezra/Bob)?

"Every x-wing world champ has either been an american, or scum"

Jesus

13 minutes ago, jokerkd said:

"Every x-wing world champ has either been an american, or scum"

Jesus

He's right you know

22 minutes ago, RStan said:

@Kieransi what is Bob's Builders (Nym/Ezra/Bob)?

A protein shake?

50 minutes ago, RStan said:

@Kieransi what is Bob's Builders (Nym/Ezra/Bob)?

Probably that thing they sell at Burger King that's like 3000 calories and causes heart attacks

59 minutes ago, RStan said:

@Kieransi what is Bob's Builders (Nym/Ezra/Bob)?

it's a turd that someone put sprinkles on and tries to force feed to you.

"It's not cancer! ignore the fact that it has 2 bombing turrets and stress carrier"

It's just as degenerate as Fennghost, if not worse. It's just not as good.

15 minutes ago, Kaptin Krunch said:

it's a turd

It's just as degenerate as Fennghost, if not worse. It's just not as good.

I'm not convinced this is true

1 hour ago, jokerkd said:

"Every x-wing world champ has either been an american, or scum"

I agree

16 minutes ago, jokerkd said:

I'm not convinced this is true

Which part? That's it not as degenerate, or not as good?

2 minutes ago, DR4CO said:

Which part? That's it not as degenerate, or not as good?

Oh, I am very aware of how degenerate it is lol

1 hour ago, jokerkd said:

I'm not convinced this is true

Turd refers to it being cancer, not it being bad. It's got sprinkles on it though, which confuses people who aren't familiar with turds(cancer)- They think it might be chocolate (fair)

FOOD ANALOGIES

Who let the high school kid into the running group? Now he’s gonna run us all into the ground.

Edited by Dismal Scientist
46 minutes ago, Dismal Scientist said:

Who let the high school kid into the running group? Now he’s gonna run us all into the ground.

We can outrun a child, right?

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