Has Paul admitted to being the secret Dark Lord of the Krayt yet?
Carolina Krayts is the best X-Wing podcast
He did seem suspiciously unsurprised when they "randomly" phoned him in to the podcast. We want answers!
Watching someone fly 3 agency cheeseburgers vs Heavers 2 no look bombs for days TLT tilt nightmares.......
This might be the least wholesome match up I have seen on a table ever. Good work.
Edited by Boom Owl37 minutes ago, Boom Owl said:Watching someone fly 3 agency cheeseburgers vs Heavers 2 no look bombs for days TLT tilt nightmares.......
This might be the least wholesome match up I have seen on a table ever. Good work.
The question is then 'who is less wholesome?'
1 hour ago, Boom Owl said:Watching someone fly 3 agency cheeseburgers vs Heavers 2 no look bombs for days TLT tilt nightmares.......
This might be the least wholesome match up I have seen on a table ever. Good work.
Yet ultimately it was very entertaining
10 minutes ago, catachanninja said:Yet ultimately it was very entertaining
Yea it was still a remarkably "good" game to watch. In a weird fitting way both lists are so broken and flown so well that its almost perfectly balanced.
Edited by Boom Owl
So have the Krayts taken over SteleTV now? When you go to their Youtube channel under the home tab all you get is this message - This channel doesn't have any content
I, for one, listen only for TZM
come for the johnson's johnson, stay for stories of The ZACK MATHEWS' johnson helicoptering pee. It really makes you want to listen to the rest of the podcast when you hear a story like that.
Turns out my little brother is lazy and i have no capabilities with recording equipment, so heres they lyrics for "The Men They Call Krayts" that no one asked for
krayts!
The men they call krayts!
they fought off scum nym and sought rules for the floor.
Stood up to leebo and they gave him what for.
Our love for them now, ain't hard to explain,
The hero of gen, the man they call krayts!
Now krayts saw the agency taken.
they saw the metas' lament.
And he saw that jmk takin'
Every dial and with intel agent
So they said, "YOU CANT DO THAT TO MUH AGENCY!"
you cant take away our dials
krayts went up to the top
and for three days nonstop
won everything wade pice
They fought off scum nym and sought rules for the floor.
Stood up to leebo and they gave him what for.
Our love for him now ain't hard to explain,
The Hero of gencon, the men they call krayts.
Now here is what separates heroes
From common folk like you and I.
The man they call krayts,
they tell nothin but the truth,
And let that truth hit sky.
they dropped it onto our podcasts.
they dropped it into our hearts
The man they call krayts
they went to gencon,
and headed straight for the top
(kraytsontop)!
He fought off scum nym and saught rules for the floor.
Stood up to the leebo and theu gave him what for.
Our love for them now ain't hard to explain,
The Heroes of gencon, the man they call krayts!
I can't wait to get to the crappy convention where I'm a hero.



2 hours ago, catachanninja said:Turns out my little brother is lazy and i have no capabilities with recording equipment, so heres they lyrics for "The Men They Call Krayts" that no one asked for
krayts!
The men they call krayts!
they fought off scum nym and sought rules for the floor.
Stood up to leebo and they gave him what for.
Our love for them now, ain't hard to explain,
The hero of gen, the man they call krayts!
Now krayts saw the agency taken.
they saw the metas' lament.
And he saw that jmk takin'
Every dial and with intel agent
So they said, "YOU CANT DO THAT TO MUH AGENCY!"
you cant take away our dials
krayts went up to the top
and for three days nonstop
won everything wade pice
They fought off scum nym and sought rules for the floor.
Stood up to leebo and they gave him what for.
Our love for him now ain't hard to explain,
The Hero of gencon, the men they call krayts.
Now here is what separates heroes
From common folk like you and I.
The man they call krayts,
they tell nothin but the truth,
And let that truth hit sky.
they dropped it onto our podcasts.
they dropped it into our hearts
The man they call krayts
they went to gencon,
and headed straight for the top
(kraytsontop)!
He fought off scum nym and saught rules for the floor.
Stood up to the leebo and theu gave him what for.
Our love for them now ain't hard to explain,
The Heroes of gencon, the man they call krayts!
Got a chord progression to go with that?
Has banjo.
Has scotch.
17 minutes ago, Velvetelvis said:Got a chord progression to go with that?
Has banjo.
Has scotch.
Sigh....
Got most of it so far.
More scotch
first rough draft. probably the only draft. I wont let this idea steal my entire friday night agency.
Also, I altered some lyrics, pray I dont alter them any further.
POSTNUMBER420!! WHATNOWBURGLARS!?!?!
Edited by Velvetelvis10 hours ago, Velvetelvis said:first rough draft. probably the only draft. I wont let this idea steal my entire friday night agency.
Also, I altered some lyrics, pray I dont alter them any further.
POSTNUMBER420!! WHATNOWBURGLARS!?!?!
This should be Krayts Outro Music ^
10 hours ago, Velvetelvis said:first rough draft. probably the only draft. I wont let this idea steal my entire friday night agency.
Also, I altered some lyrics, pray I dont alter them any further.
POSTNUMBER420!! WHATNOWBURGLARS!?!?!

Thy would have to auto tune it somehow. I can NOT sing.
Gunboat!
On 9/16/2017 at 1:31 AM, Velvetelvis said:first rough draft. probably the only draft. I wont let this idea steal my entire friday night agency.
Also, I altered some lyrics, pray I dont alter them any further.
POSTNUMBER420!! WHATNOWBURGLARS!?!?!
I can't believe this is a thing.
What is even going on?!?

