What monsters might say.

By sinister6, in WFRP Gamemasters

To add a bit of flair to the game I'm running tomorrow I'm coming up with some one line talking points the monsters might have. Suggestions and additions would be welcome.

Goblin Sayings:

“We Be Friends Now?”

“Dasa gonna bleed boss!”

“Dat Really Hurts! Ouchy!

“You be food for the squiggy.”

“Calls us a trucy?”

“AAAAH! Right in the Grengals!”

Orc Sayings:

“Oi! My Choppa Wants to Talk”

“Outta my way, time for de big smash!”

“You gonna be a boss trophy.”

“My Choppa is Hungry”

“Punny humie makes squishy sound.”

“You really hurt Bork! No…… Not Really….”

“That’s all you got pinky?”

“You not dead? Don’t make me call a waaaaagh!”

Goblin might say:

"aaah, I never wanted this"
"good for promotion they said"
"humies! run away"
"they always send us first"
"Not this again" jumping up and down in anger
"no, no! this isn`t happening"
"well, well. have you ever met a brave goblin? ...well have you?
"don`t kill me, I have hungry mouths to feed"
"my preciuos squigs"
"grrh, watch out, we are the colleteral damage boys. that`s what the orcs said"
"my pinkie, my pinkie! where art thou?
" let me be your torch-bearer"

Orc might say:

"they`ve got a troll-slayer among them" *in a resigned voice*
"haha finally some slaying time"
"tonight boys we`ll have meat for dinner"
"choppa,choppa choppa...urgh"
"ha, so it was you humies that finished of Gorrath`s boys, here`s you reward"
"we gonna toy with you"
"meet my choppa....in your face"
"meat for the orcish bellies"
"Dude, where`s my choppa?"

Beastman might say:

"we the children of chaos will teach you a lesson"
"my horns will pride your stomach"
" ah fleshy goodies"
"lets feast upon them"
"this is the crow time"

this was fun

Orc: "Waaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!"

Ghost: "Woooooooooooooooooo!"

Cultist of Slaanesh: "Ooh, that's a big weapon..."

Fimir: "How far away do you think they are?"

Skaven Arch-Villain: "And to make-make sure the manlings don't discover our plan-plan, we shall hide-hide in the sewers! They'll never find-find us!"

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