1 minute ago, FlyingAnchors said:

Don’t try and frighten us with your sorcerorus ways Lord Vader. Your mystical powers have not conjured up the stolen data tapes or revealed the whereabouts of the rebellions ba- *ack, ack *

Really? I'm not even going to bother.

-10000 forum points.

16 minutes ago, Celestial Lizards said:

But that's impossible. How will the Emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?

Hey, your response was: " The regional governors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station."

2 minutes ago, RufusDaMan said:

Really? I'm not even going to bother.

-10000 forum points.

Well exccuussseee me princess, I’m not at liberty to re-watch the scene on YouTube at the moment, and it’s the middle of studying for finals season so my thoughts have (I can’t believe I’m even typing this) been preoccupied with more important things than Star Wars quotes.

let people enjoy things.

7 minutes ago, Kieransi said:

I find your lack of faith depressing.

*bootleg Tarkin*

stop of that now!

Darth Menacing, relinquish of him his freedom now!

14 minutes ago, Kieransi said:

Yup. I don’t want the same one as Fuzzywookie to avoid confusion, but all the good Star Wars ones are taken. I’ve been messaging FFG admins every day asking for this to be my pic. They’re a coldhearted bunch.

You won’t have to worry about your pic. This will be my last post.

20 minutes ago, Fuzzywookie said:

You won’t have to worry about your pic. This will be my last post.

Hey, come on now!

I don’t know what others said yesterday (because the thread has been vaporized), but I for one find your unique sense of humor very enjoyable. I think there’s plenty of us who would still like you to stick around.

Also, I’m going to change the avatar just because Wookiees are far too loveable and there’s already like five or six people with the same avatar who post all the time. Edit: this one ok?

15 minutes ago, Fuzzywookie said:

You won’t have to worry about your pic. This will be my last post.

You can’t leave now! You are SO close to having a positive likes to posts ratio!

13 minutes ago, Fuzzywookie said:

You won’t have to worry about your pic. This will be my last post.

Better not be. Don’t let some degenerate empire fanboys ruin your experience.

16 minutes ago, RufusDaMan said:

So... do we know the name of this guy watching this happen? He’d be a great addition to xwing. “When you are dealt damage by a friendly angsty emotional individual throwing a temper tantrum, make a face as if someone just threw cold water on your face.”

2 minutes ago, FlyingAnchors said:

Better not be. Don’t let some degenerate empire fanboys ruin your experience.

Because making fun of someone trolling is somehow worse than calling people degenerate...

It's not optimal that he got offended, but he had it coming and we kept it pretty clean, not resorting to ad hominem. I have no problem with Fuzzywookiee, and its sad that he can't take some lighthearted fun, but sure. I'm ruining his experience by calling out his bull.

Did I miss something juicy?

7 minutes ago, Kdubb said:

So... do we know the name of this guy watching this happen? He’d be a great addition to xwing. “When you are dealt damage by a friendly angsty emotional individual throwing a temper tantrum, make a face as if someone just threw cold water on your face.”

I would love if instead of fear the Officer had a face of like "Yeah yeah, hurry up and destroy that console I got stuff to do."

Just now, Warlon said:

Did I miss something juicy?

The preview is not out yet.

Last week it was roughly 50-60 minutes from now.

Yeah just popped back onto their twitter and last weeks article was posted at 9:45pm UK time, and it's currently 8:33pm so...I'll give it a while...

30 minutes ago, Fuzzywookie said:

You won’t have to worry about your pic. This will be my last post.

You know, nobody hates you. If I can weather this stupid spoiler thing you can get through people rolling their eyes at you.

Just now, InterceptorMad said:

Yeah just popped back onto their twitter and last weeks article was posted at 9:45pm UK time, and it's currently 8:33pm so...I'll give it a while...

Don't fall asleep.

1 minute ago, Warlon said:

I would love if instead of fear the Officer had a face of like "Yeah yeah, hurry up and destroy that console I got stuff to do."

Nah, that's the face of the guy who comes in 1 minute later to repair it. His name is Larry:

"Again Kylo? During my lunch break? Oh well, at least this is paying my Kids' tuition in the officer academy".

1 hour ago, RufusDaMan said:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the prequels...

Ignorance Quotient?

Intellectual Quashing?

Inedible Quiche? What?!?

5 minutes ago, Steelgunner said:

Ignorance Quotient?

Intellectual Quashing?

Inedible Quiche? What?!?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Prequels.. The politics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the inner workings of the senate most of the plot will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Anakin's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Chancellor Palpatine literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plots, to realize that they’re not just genius- they say something deep about LIFE . As a consequence people who dislike The Prequels truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the depth in Anakin's thought provoking catchphrase “I hate sand” which itself is a cryptic reference to Watto's Espan epic Debts and Bets. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as George Lucas' genius writing unfolds itself on their silver screens. What fools.. how I pity them. ?

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Prequels tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 loremaster points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid ?

somebodyisgoingtotakethispostseriouslyjustyouwatch

Just now, Captain Lackwit said:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Prequels.. The politics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the inner workings of the senate most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Anakin's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Chancellor Palpatine literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plots, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE . As a consequence people who dislike The Prequels truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the depth in Anakin's thought provoking catchphrase “I hate sand” which itself is a cryptic reference to Watto's Espan epic Debts and Bets. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as George Lucas' genius writing unfolds itself on their silver screens. What fools.. how I pity them. ?

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Prequels tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 loremaster points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid ?

I see you are a man of culture as well

Well, back on topic, I’m off to take a midterm exam. Let me know if any cool articles pop up while I’m gone.

Just now, RufusDaMan said:

I see you are a man of culture as well

Just can't pass up a good meme, y'know?

I think I've been sheev posting a lot today Maybe I need to lay it off for a while.