New Trek and Beastie Boys

By LordCole, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Sitting on my desk here is a copy of Beastie Boys': Solid Gold Hits.
It got me thinking, Young Kirk steals the 65 Vette and starts blasting Sabotage on the Nokia built into the dash.

What about the song Intergalactic and the line: Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock .

OR

Brouhaha

Communicator check one two, one two
This is Bones McCoy on a line to Sulu
Set the bull to warp factor one
Check your tri-corder, set your phaser to stun

OR
Ch-Check It Out

All you trekkies and tv addicts
Don't mean to diss
Don't mean to bring static
All you klingons in the ******* house

So I put my Google-fu to use and learned about the Beastie Boys Paradox. I did not even know that was a thing til this morning. If the Beastie Boys exist in Star Trek(or the alternate time line), that means they are time travelers.

I am not going to dig any further into this... Star Trek story lines are all broken by time paradox, my take away from this adventure is that Star Trek ships make cool toys...

The End!

If JJ could put them in the next one he definitely would.

I love the fact that Beastie Boys are time travelling masters of hip hop.

But fitting them into the new Star Wars "well that's the real trick isn't it?"

yah its a fun concept.

I've loved the beastie boys since 'fight for your right' when i was a kid but never had the nerve to steal a VW badge (i was like 10 at the time).

I also love the new trek films, the old ones bored the heck out of me. The new ones just seem so much better. its why im not worried about EPVII being bad (i can see myslef living to regret saying that)