Never saw Rise of the Jedi... I remember Return of the Jedi though.
Don't forget Revenge of the Jedi.
Star Wars: Episode 7, or How I Stopped Worrying and Love the Death Star
The Deception of the Medicloriens
The Statue of the Crystal Hutt
Cthulu in Space
The Largest Marketting Campaign with all new ships, vehicles, and T-Shirts, to include Star Wars: The Flamethrower.
And how much you wanna bet episode 9 ends with the final infinity gem from the Marvel universe.... and a teaser of Doctor Strange finding this new galaxy far far away through some crystal ball?
Star Wars: Episode VII - We Need More Money
Star Wars: Episode VII - IT'S A TRAP!!
Star Wars: Episode VII - Revenge of the Albino Void Bison
Star Wars: Episode VII - Are We There Yet?
Episode VII: Mark Hamill REALLY Needs This Paycheck
Episode VII: The search for spock.
Episode VII: The search for spock.
It'll be the tribbles all over again:
JJ: we need to rip of wrath of khan but we cant kill off kirk...
Writer: how about we have khans blood bring him back because it's magic or some bollocks?
JJ: brilliant! but be sure to have a scene early on completely gives away the ending with a tribble or some such.
Writter: erm okay boss *removes his name from the credits*
Star Wars VII: Golden Guys
Well since it's JJ I'm going with,
Return of the Lense Flare.
'lens'
Star Wars: Jar-Jar Strikes Back.
Anyone else think Hamill needs do sneak in joker voice at some point?
Star Wars Episode VII: Toy Story 4
The Phantom Lensflare
Attack of the Lensflares
Revenge of the Lensflares
A New Lensflare
The Lensflares Strike Back
Return of the Lensflares
The Lensflares Awaken
Shall I keep going?
In all honesty, I want Ep. 7 to be called "Heir To the Empire" ;_; ;_;
Edited by YwingAceI'mma gonna say it. Set a series of movies inbetween Empire and Jedi, have little to none of the original cast, have it LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF SPACE BATTLZ. Profit.
Also - AND NO LIGHTSABRES/FORCE!
I'mma gonna say it. Set a series of movies inbetween Empire and Jedi, have little to none of the original cast, have it LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF SPACE BATTLZ. Profit.
Also - AND NO LIGHTSABRES/FORCE!
yeaaahhh. thats kind of not Star Wars though is it?
I'mma gonna say it. Set a series of movies inbetween Empire and Jedi, have little to none of the original cast, have it LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF SPACE BATTLZ. Profit.
Also - AND NO LIGHTSABRES/FORCE!
yeaaahhh. thats kind of not Star Wars though is it?
I think so, too. Star Wars is sword & sorcery. Without sword & sorcery Stars Wars is not Star Wars.
I think the rogue squadron books and all the tie fighter and x-wing video games (and their fans) might disagree with you guys.
Star Wars Episode VII - Han is back biatch!
Anyone else think Hamill needs do sneak in joker voice at some point?
*Luke holds up mechanical hand* "Do you want to know how I got these scars?"
Star Wars: Lense flare induced epileptic seizures strike back!
Star Wars Episode VII - Han is back biatch!
Star wars: episode VII - And you thought that last Indiana Jones movie sucked!