Post your rejected Star Wars Episode 7 Titles here!
Current Titles:
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Rise of the Jedi
The Force Awakens
Notice that if you take out the word the, most of them basically become 3 syllable titles. Maybe they have a system going on...
Anyways, post your silly or awesome rejected titles!
Arthritis in Space
Doh! Sista!
Wait, I think I see a hidden message in the titles. 
Lets see the first letter in each title, 
TARATRT 
try removing the word the 
PARAERF 
Never saw Rise of the Jedi... I remember Return of the Jedi though.
Rise of the planet of the risen planet of the rising apes
Well, obviously it is an anagram of Enforces Weak Hat, so we can expect no cool hats in this movie.
Never saw Rise of the Jedi... I remember Return of the Jedi though.
D'oh! On my part, must of slipped in my mind.
Herp derp
Well since it's JJ I'm going with,
Return of the Lense Flare.
"Return of the Retirees"
Luke has lightsabers built into his zimmer frame.
Han has a customised mobility scooter that can do the Kessel Run in under 11 parsecs!
Leia organises the weekly bingo evenings.
Chewbacca died a long time ago but makes a cameo appearance as a floor rug.
R2-D2 and C-3PO have been recycled and replaced by the iPhone 3972 S.
I'm just gonna steal one from ol' Fantasy Flight Games but this is one I actually would like to see instead of "The Force Awakens". Anyway, here goes.
Star Wars VII: Between the Shadows
Well since it's JJ I'm going with,
Return of the Lense Flare.
He commented on Daily Show that his wife told him there's too many lens flares in the movies he works on. He said he's cutting back on the lens flares because of that.
Star Wars VII: The New Republic
Star Wars Into Darkness
Star Wars VII: Return of the Revenge
Star Wars VII: Dark Side of the Moon
Star Wars VII: Dark Side of the Battle Station
Star Wars VII: Die Harder
Might as well get this out of the way because its obligatory
Star Wars VII: Electric Boogaloo
Into the Rise of the Guardians of the Age of the Dawn of the Return of the Dark of the Generic Movie Title.
Edited by Jfitz1431Star Wars V Superman: Dawn of the Jedi
Darth Vader's Dance Party or
Something Something Something Dark Side
Well since it's JJ I'm going with,
Return of the Lense Flare.
Star wars: the unnesicerry changes return
Rise of the Jedi
?
Well since it's JJ I'm going with,
Return of the Lense Flare.
Well considering the lense flares never left....
Perhaps "the lense flares strike back" is more fitting
Episode VII: The Force Awakens Needs Five More Minutes
or
Episode VII: More Ships for that X-Wing Game
Porkins Strikes back
Vengeance of the Jawa
Vong way home.
Yuuzan people gonna die?
He commented on Daily Show that his wife told him there's too many lens flares in the movies he works on. He said he's cutting back on the lens flares because of that.Well since it's JJ I'm going with,
Return of the Lense Flare.
Bless her, but I will believe it when I am not being attacked with it, sooooo
Star Wars: Attack of the Lens Flare.
Star Wars Episode VII: Death Of The Gungan
Star wars VII: Into Darkne - oh wait.