Chuck Norris only owns the TIE Advanced. That's actually what its cost is based on.

Trick question, there is no such thing as a devil or a soul.

If there was a devil, he'd probably cheat, bing the lord of deception and master of the material world (assuming we're talking about the christian/muslim version here), so he'd be rolling all crits, every roll, without focus or target lock, and he'd be able to reset his maneuver dials with his will alone after seeing your maneuver, so he'd dodge every arc and alway have a shot lined up.

It'd probably be best to just kick him in the nuts for being an eternal, infernal jerk, and get it over with.

Reminds me of Red Dwarf and Lister arming up to whack Death when he came for him.

I don't know if i've seen that one. Red Dwarf was alway hit or miss for me, it's sort of the poor man's hitchhiker's guide.

I enjoyed it for what it was, which is a more less what you described.

The episode in question was a good one though. Its one of those "You know bits of the future, but not enough" episodes, and Lister thinks hes gonna die, so he grabs a bat and goes off to meet death swinging.

Back on topic, I see a lot of folks posting two ship builds. I feel like I'm basically allergic to 3 ships, so I can't even imagine 2. Do they actually work?

Already sold soul to devil for better dice. Still waiting for dice last up date was on the boat

I've had very good luck with Dash and Corran builds

I haven't ever actually lost a game with Han/Corran. Looking forward to Dash, 42 point Corran will take some getting used to.

I wouldn't wager my soul on anything for anything but if the Devil still wanted to play for "fun"...

Wes Janson w/ Veteran Instincts + Engine Upgrade

Blue Squadron x3

8 Ties obviously.

Phantom ? Kill support, block decloak, either kill it or win by time.

Fat Han ? Get rekt.

Assault missiles ? I don't need to fly in formation, what up now ?

Howlrunner ? Use asteroids to break their formation.

Anything else ? Lol imma gonna swarm you.

And as i beat him, i put this, so he can feel better about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsWR0CTWazQ

At the end of your wicked life the Devil comes to collect your soul. But you're prepared. You whip out your X-Wing case and challenge him to a game. He's come prepared himself, however. He even has Wave 5 ships from GenCon. With your current collection, what will you play?

(You don't know the Devil's list in advance and he doesn't know yours, but being the Devil he will probably use C3P0.)

Easy.

Tie advanced.

While he laughs himself stupid I convert to Jesus and flip Old Scratch the middle finger.

Phantom + spa, alpha x2, academy x3

On the rebel side...

Biggs, hobbie, tarn, knave.

Vader

Marek

Storm Squadron Pilot

Tempest Squadron pilot

Perfect 100 pts.

...

I'm beting on pity.

Vader

Marek

Storm Squadron Pilot

Tempest Squadron pilot

Perfect 100 pts.

...

I'm beting on pity.

Might work. I bet even the debil is pissed by the quality of Marek.

I think it would be more fitting to play a 10,000 point epic game.

You guys are totally missing the obvious picks: Virgil, Beatrice, and St. Bernard.

I had a feeling you were into or studied literature, but you've always seemed like a math kind of guy.

(Sincere apologies to the Charlie Daniels Band...)

The Devil will be in a Phantom that rolls 4/5 hits a round and always rolls 4 evades... with an evade token!

Against that you are going to need serious firepower... or ps10+

(Sincere apologies to the Charlie Daniels Band...)

The devil went down to Endor

He was lookin' for a soul to steal

He was in a bind

'Cause he was way behind

And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came across this young man

Gamin' on a table and rollin' real hot

And the devil jumped

Up on a hickory stump

And said, "boy, let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it

But I'm an X-Wing player too

And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you

Now you play a pretty good TIE swarm, boy

But give the devil his due

I'll bet a Plano of gold

Against your soul

'Cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "my name's Johnny

And it might be a sin

But I'll take your bet

And you're gonna regret

'Cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Johnny, ready up your list (but no Ysanne Isard)

'Cause hell's broke loose in Endor, and the devil deals the cards

And if you win, you get this shiny Plano made of gold

But if you lose, the devil gets your soul

The devil opened up his case

And he said, "I'll start this show."

And fire flew from his fingertips

As he fished out his "Echo"

Then he pulled out "Whisper" and Soontir

And they made an evil hiss

Then a pair of ACDs joined in

And a PtL capped his list

When the devil finished

Johnny said, "well, that's pretty good, old son

But sit down in that chair right there

And let me show you how it's done."

He ran Corran/R2-D2, run boy run

With Vet'ran Instincts just for fun

Engine and VI on Han Solo

Gunner, Falcon title and 3PO

The devil bowed his head

Because he knew that he'd been beat

And he laid that golden Plano

On the ground at Johnny's feet

Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back

If you ever want to try again

I done told you once you son of a Sith

I'm the best that's ever been."

He ran Corran/R2-D2, run boy run

With Vet'ran Instincts just for fun

Engine and VI on Han Solo

Gunner, Falcon title and 3PO

Welp, pack it up and shut off the lights boys, the internets been won, and we are all done here.

Vader

Marek

Storm Squadron Pilot

Tempest Squadron pilot

Perfect 100 pts.

...

I'm beting on pity.

So... Sympathy FROM the Devil?

What can I say? I'm a man of wealth and taste....

I'd take Han Solo with C-3P0, but not for the reasons you're thinking. They have the best lines to use in a game against the devil. I would endlessly be quoting them both.

"Then I'll see you in Hell!"

and

"We're doomed"

EDIT: Also:

So much good. So so so good. Love it!

The Devil will be in a Phantom that rolls 4/5 hits a round and always rolls 4 evades... with an evade token!

Against that you are going to need serious firepower... or ps10+

The Devil will be in a Phantom that rolls 4/5 hits a round and always rolls 4 evades... with an evade token!

Against that you are going to need serious firepower... or ps10+

There's only one man who can save us then. Wedge Antilles w/vi

And then there's: Haaaaan Solo!! What-a-Maaan Solo!!

(Points to whoever gets this reference).

Darth Vader

-Engine Upgrade

-Outmaneuvre

-Proton Rockets

Marek Steele

-Engine Upgrade

-Push the Limits

-Proton Rockets

Tempest Squadron Pilot

-Proton rockets

Bring it on Satan, BRING IT ON!!!

All I'm gonna say is this topic is one of the best ever:-D

I would totally play my list I have yet to lose with.

OGP + Gunner + FCS

Academy x 6

Fly, you fools.