The List:

Han - No upgrades

Lando - No upgrades

The Plan:

I quickly get my stuff out of the box and set up ready to go. The Devil being the douchebag that he is will wait to see what I have brought and then build his list on the fly to beat me. I'll use this to my advantage as whilst he's busy fiddling with pegs and base cards I'll enact my Cunning Plan™.

Eltnot hits the Devil in the face with a *Dreadsock™.

Eltnot runs away.

*The old Warhammer 40K Ork Dreadnought used to be made out of pewter, was vaguely spiky and generally useless in game. Thus people said the most effective use for them was to place them inside a sock and use it to hit people with, earning it the name Dreadsock™.

In hell they are always out of Falcons and TIE Interceptors but don't worry the TIE Advanced is always in stock! Also, the next 3 waves are always spoiled but the next one is scheduled to come out "next month". Of course, next month never arrives and another wave you'll never see is spoiled on that Monday.

And then there's: Haaaaan Solo!! What-a-Maaan Solo!!

I suppose you could threaten to give him a copy of Courtship along with your soul; if he had any sense at all, he'd forfeit then and there.

Yea I fly on a poster board black as death, I will fear no Echo+ACD, for stressbot is with me.

And then there's: Haaaaan Solo!! What-a-Maaan Solo!!

I suppose you could threaten to give him a copy of Courtship along with your soul; if he had any sense at all, he'd forfeit then and there.

I agree whole-heartedly. All-in-all a pretty bad book, though it had its moments (the interpretation of the Dathomiri witches and Nightsisters was IMO better than the TCW version).