"The _Wings of War_ Lament", to the tune of "My Generation" by The Who:
o/~ People tryin' to shoot me down! (Talkin' 'bout the Central Powers!)
Just because my logo's round! (Talkin' 'bout the Central Powers!)
Air up here is awful c-c-cold! (Talkin' 'bout the Central Powers!)
Fat chance dyin' because I'm Old! o/~