Wait, did I just miss FFG's announcement on Orc vs Ork in the Star Wars / EU Canon?

Yeah you did!

You have the good guy Classically trained and high minded Heroic Boss hunter from the white mountains Orc, and the evil ass new techno-junker Wag-a-Blagh city scum with ADD Ork.

Retails for: Hang out here and wait for one of us to get in a mood.

Just starting my day (Night Time IS The Right Time), and I notice that we DID get Star Wars News Monday... but not for X-Wing or EPIC, or that wonderful new ARMADA.

No news is good news?

We can hope buddie...

The main man said all kinds of stuff is coming our way.

My advice is to keep your extra cash ready, then pounce like a 600 pound lion when our new toys are finally released!

Let's split the difference and call them orcks. In a game store recently a guy got really mad at me when I poked a little fun at a Warhammer Fantasy book called "Dwarfs." He started claiming some sort of Old English etymology that also insulated it from Tolkien plagiarism, but I'm not sure it was legit. At least he didn't have the balls to try to defend the mangled Latin that's so much worse than the gibberish you get from Harry Potter.

I may like to write out cute stuff and be wacky, but every philosopher and comedian is a dark genius.

I was going to leave this alone, but since you're apparently going to continue asserting your superiority over WonderWAAAGH regardless of the fact that his original criticism was actually on-point, I have a few questions.

• Are you claiming to be a comedian, a philosopher, or both?
• If so, are you claiming that every member of those groups is a "dark genius"? (Keep in mind when you respond that Carrot Top, Johnny Knoxville, and Daniel Tosh are comedians.)
• If you are a "dark genius", what makes your genius particularly dark?
• If you are any kind of genius, why do you communicate so often in simplistic pictograms, rather than using language?

You have the good guy Classically trained and high minded Heroic Boss hunter from the white mountains Orc, and the evil ass new techno-junker Wag-a-Blagh city scum with ADD Ork.

And one final question: would you care to explain how a classically trained dark genius managed to author, review, and publish a sentence that so badly mangles the commonly accepted rules of English grammar, punctuation, and capitalization?

I may like to write out cute stuff and be wacky, but every philosopher and comedian is a dark genius.

I was going to leave this alone, but since you're apparently going to continue asserting your superiority over WonderWAAAGH regardless of the fact that his original criticism was actually on-point, I have a few questions.

• Are you claiming to be a comedian, a philosopher, or both?
• If so, are you claiming that every member of those groups is a "dark genius"? (Keep in mind when you respond that Carrot Top, Johnny Knoxville, and Daniel Tosh are comedians.)
• If you are a "dark genius", what makes your genius particularly dark?
• If you are any kind of genius, why do you communicate so often in simplistic pictograms, rather than using language?

You have the good guy Classically trained and high minded Heroic Boss hunter from the white mountains Orc, and the evil ass new techno-junker Wag-a-Blagh city scum with ADD Ork.

And one final question: would you care to explain how a classically trained dark genius managed to author, review, and publish a sentence that so badly mangles the commonly accepted rules of English grammar, punctuation, and capitalization?

Urgh that second quote...hurts my sleep deprived mind so much.

Also as one of the forums funny guys i'm not a dark genius, being English i'm really really pale.

Whoops. Tongue in cheek poke at WW, Tolkien, and GW seems to have transitioned from Orcs to Trolls.

The upcoming page lists the most wanted set at the printers, so maybe that will be your preview

I may like to write out cute stuff and be wacky, but every philosopher and comedian is a dark genius.

I was going to leave this alone, but since you're apparently going to continue asserting your superiority over WonderWAAAGH regardless of the fact that his original criticism was actually on-point, I have a few questions.

• Are you claiming to be a comedian, a philosopher, or both?
• If so, are you claiming that every member of those groups is a "dark genius"? (Keep in mind when you respond that Carrot Top, Johnny Knoxville, and Daniel Tosh are comedians.)
• If you are a "dark genius", what makes your genius particularly dark?
• If you are any kind of genius, why do you communicate so often in simplistic pictograms, rather than using language?

You have the good guy Classically trained and high minded Heroic Boss hunter from the white mountains Orc, and the evil ass new techno-junker Wag-a-Blagh city scum with ADD Ork.

And one final question: would you care to explain how a classically trained dark genius managed to author, review, and publish a sentence that so badly mangles the commonly accepted rules of English grammar, punctuation, and capitalization?

Whoops. Tongue in cheek poke at WW, Tolkien, and GW seems to have transitioned from Orcs to Trolls.

Was there a well of eternity nearby?

I may like to write out cute stuff and be wacky, but every philosopher and comedian is a dark genius.

I was going to leave this alone, but since you're apparently going to continue asserting your superiority over WonderWAAAGH regardless of the fact that his original criticism was actually on-point, I have a few questions.

• Are you claiming to be a comedian, a philosopher, or both?

he best way to describe it would be to say that I am a philosopher who is amused, and occasionally my observation are amusing.

• If so, are you claiming that every member of those groups is a "dark genius"? (Keep in mind when you respond that Carrot Top, Johnny Knoxville, and Daniel Tosh are comedians.)

Several members of this community are very fun and funny and I like them a lot.

• If you are a "dark genius", what makes your genius particularly dark?

I am not afraid of the truth, relative or otherwise. I am about as far away from the hypocrisy of being politically correct as you can get.

• If you are any kind of genius, why do you communicate so often in simplistic pictograms, rather than using language?

Because I do not give a flying MF about what some people think of me, much less comments from any peanut gallery. The people that get my humor or agree with my moral stance do not need any explanations.

You have the good guy Classically trained and high minded Heroic Boss hunter from the white mountains Orc, and the evil ass new techno-junker Wag-a-Blagh city scum with ADD Ork.

And one final question: would you care to explain how a classically trained dark genius managed to author, review, and publish a sentence that so badly mangles the commonly accepted rules of English grammar, punctuation, and capitalization?

It is what it is and again I do not care what some people think of anything that I do.

:D

The people that get my humor or agree with my moral stance do not need any explanations.[/b][/i]

That moral stance being that it's okay to drop (abbreviated) F-bombs multiple times in a thread, call people names, then engage in an extended tu quoque against the first person who calls you on it?

The level of noise around here definitely gets irritating sometimes, so I can sympathize. I even agree that you've gotten a lot of criticism for a topic that was clearly speculative rather than assertive. What I'm getting at, though, is that at least in this thread you've become part of the problem.

The fact this thread still exists is exactly the problem. Let stuff go y'all.

Now someones gonna post a Frozen video, thanks Fel, your a real nice guy.

Now someones gonna post a Frozen video, thanks Fel, your a real nice guy.

What's wrong with frozen?

The people that get my humor or agree with my moral stance do not need any explanations.[/b][/i]

That moral stance being that it's okay to drop (abbreviated) F-bombs multiple times in a thread, call people names, then engage in an extended tu quoque against the first person who calls you on it?

The level of noise around here definitely gets irritating sometimes, so I can sympathize. I even agree that you've gotten a lot of criticism for a topic that was clearly speculative rather than assertive. What I'm getting at, though, is that at least in this thread you've become part of the problem.

You know I have been posting some meh stuff. I am a little jaded because cool people , I mean some of the best people this forum has ever had the privilege of knowing are going or already gone.

I know why they are feeling this way and it bugs me.

I am not helping by arguing so I am going to stop now.

Wait is there gonna be a Scum preview soon? I hope.