Someone must FIX the Tie Advanced!
I just was issued my Tie Advanced, What a piece of crap!
It is the shoddiest spacecraft I ever had the displeasure of flying.
First, there isn’t a disc player anywhere. I will have hours upon hours of fly time with no tunes. And I get really tired of the “Voice of the Empire” broadcast. Yea yea, I can hear it now, “You are bring peace to the Empire by blowing up everything “. Damm, I just need some Rock & Roll before I go crazy. I complain to the squadron Leader, no know what happened. They install a dam “Eight Track Tape” player, Common on, where the Hell did they find these. No $#:+.
Second, that dam seat! No seat belts, really! I get the fact that the “Empire” doesn’t really care, but they could at least try to hide that fact, just a little bit. And the seat is as comfortable a sitting on broken glass! Who need the force to get rebels to talk, just force them to fly this dam thing for an hour. (No safety rails, no safety belts, it like we’re expendable or something.)
Third, the view port window. Mine view port window leaks atmo. I CAN’T FIGHT IF I CAN’T BREATH! I brought this to the attention to the flight deck tech, he told me to spit on it. That’s right, spit on it, It suppose to freeze in place or some $#:+. Well I told the tech “I’ve got your spit right here!”
I’m thinking about joining the Storm Troopers!
One Disgruntled Pilot!
